=^_^=You're My Fantasy=^_^={Ch 6}=^_^=Naruto Uzumaki Love Story=^_^=

Naruto characters and most of plot © Masashi Kishimoto

Breanna, Haley, and any other crazy ass character i make up © Narutoswolfgirl/ SasukeLuver55 {cousin's quizilla name a.k.a. Haley/Tora-chan} / KubiNoOokami {my deviantart} / Ookami

~Recap~

"Hey, i say when we get back we get some ICHIRAKU RAMEN~!!" i asked feeling extremly perky.
"YEAH!!"
"Would you two shut up?!" Sasuke said while glaring at us
"Go sulk in your emo corner Sasuke!!" i told him.
"Bre be nice!!"
"Sakura you're anoying STFU man!" Oh, Tora just told her off XD. she 'hmphed' and ran towards Sasuke.
"Hey! Sasuke, do you want to go on a date when we get back to the village?"
"No i don't think so."
"OH BURN!!!! DENIED" Me and Haley yelled
"SHUT UP!!" She yelled back at us
"Geez naruto, im surpirised ur not jumping at the chance to ask her out instead" haley muttered
"Eheh, i have better things to do."
"Thats a first."

=^_^=You're My Fantasy=^_^=

=Story Start=

^Roku^

-OMJ CHUUNIN EXAMS, MISTER KITTY 'N GAARA OF THE FUNK LOLZ-


I yawned loudly and stretched, getting out of bed. after doing my simple morning rutine, i headed straight to the kitchen.
"I'm so in the mood for french toast."
after awhile, Naruto finally came out,
"Mmm, Bre-chan what smells so good?"
"French Toast, and do you have to call me 'Bre-chan'?"
"What about Ookami-chan?"
"Thats good!!"
he scoffed, "Fine~, i'll call you Bre until i find a better nick-name"
"Mk! Now EAT~ 'ttebayo, cus i kno you've never had my french toast before!!"
He nodded, dousing his in syrup and powdered sugar, just like me, and taking a bite.
"Oh my god, i think this is the best thing you've ever made!!!"
"Pshyeah i kno right?"
So after scarffing down our food we headed out the door. i stretched when we got out, cracking my back.
"Oh yeah~ that felt nice."
"Here we go! I'm gonna take care of my duties with gusto today again, 'ttebayo!"
He took off running
"I don't now how you can be so energetic in the morning!"
"Come on Bre!! Don't be so slow!!!"
i quickly caught up with him,
"Hey, i'm not slow, i'm just very very very lazy."
"Heh yeah i can tell. Hey, i'll race ya to the bridge!"
"Ur on!!"
i raced infront of him, getting to the bridge in no time, but now i was completely out of breath.
"Geez Bre, over-do it much?" Haley said, who was next to sasuke, leaning against the railing.
"Yeah just a little..."
i waited a few more seconds until i heard Naruto finally get here,
"Kami, what took you so long?" i mocked him
"I didn't know you were that fast!" he said, seeming kind of surprised.
"Dude, you don't know half the stuff i can do!"
"Thats not my fault!"
"Yeah, i kno~"
Oh but of course, as soon as he saw Sasuke he was glaring at him.
"Kami, will you two kiss and make-out already?"
"Hey!! I'm not gay!!"
"If only, if only..."
"Bre, thats really disgusting."
"You're dealing with a teenager with raging hormones, what can you do?"
"Yeah, no kidding."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By now me and Haley had dissapeared. Where you ask? Oh, we were floating on the water under the bridge.
"Hello you two!!"
*SPLASH*
"KAKASHI YOU BASTARD!!!" Haley and i yelled. Kakashi just had to scare the shit out of us and make us fall in the water, stupid asshole. We both climbed out of the water and went back up to the bridge. Stripping off all our clothes, except for our lingere, we sat on the bridge railing, drying off in the sun.
"Ugh, you two have no dignity do you?" Sakura asked, looking very disgusted.
"Nope" we replied. i smirked as i looked at Naruto and Sasuke, who where holding their noses, blood slightly seeping out of their hands. i nudged Tora.
"One word: nosebleeds"
she looked over at the guys and laughed along with me.
"Ok you two, stop being perverted and go home and change, then meet back up with us ok?"
"UN~!!"
"Yeah."

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me and Haley grinned as we walked down the street towards the area our team would be at. Our clothes actually looked totally different; the others will definately be surprised XD, well Kakashi won't but he doesnt count. We sat ontop of the fencing until we heard footsteps, so we turned our heads to the side.
"Oh hello you two, i can see why it took you so long to meet up with us..." Kakashi muttered, looking at us bordly
"Eh!?! W-w-what happened to you guys!?! Y-you look so different!?!" Naruto said surprised
"Not really, this is more of our personality..." I said
"Its better than them looking like our clones." Sasuke said
"Sasuke noone wants to be your clone!" Hehe, Haley just told him off XD
"Yeah!" I agreed
He scoffed and rolled his eyes at us.
"Losers."
"You're just jealous!!"
"You're both are as much of a pain in the ass as Naruto!!"
Naruto, was still just staring at us; did we really look that different?
"Naruto!! Sasuke just called you a pain in the ass you diot RESPOND~"
"WHAT!?! DAMN YOU SASUKE!!"
"If you act up any more, ill finish you!" Sakura yelled athim, her arm in his way.
Sasuke was walking away by now... with Haley as a cat on his shoulder XD.
"Do you have to follow me everywhere you stupid cat?" He said glaring at her
"Nope but it annoys you so i don't care." She said grinning
"Mmm... teamwork hasn't been good lately...."
"Thats right, Thats right! Sasuke you're to blame for the poor teamwork! You're always attracting attention!"
"Thats you, you idiot. If you don't want to owe me big time... You just need to become stronger than me!"
Oh god, Naruto's determind, we are all going to die. Naruto and Sasuke glared at each other while i got off of the fence and stood next to Naruto.
"Well then... Perhaps we should disperse. I do need to submita report about this mission."
"Okay then i'm going home." Sasuke said while walking away, Haley still on his shoulder XD.
"Oh! Ne! Sasuke-kun, wait for me!... Hey, how about... Why don't you and... Why don't we work on improving our teamwork together?" Sakura said blushing. I snickered as i watched Haley mock her and shake her cat ass XD
"You're just like Naruto. If you have time to spend on me, why don't you practice a jutsu! To tell you frankly, your abilitiesare less than Naruto's!"
"To tell you rudely you suck!" Haley said grinning. Sakura glared at her and turned her head away. So ignoring them...
"Geez Ookami~chan, you look really different..."
"Really? i didn't think so, but then again my other outfit was brighter and like yeah."
"Huh?"
We heard a poof, signaling that Kakashi was gone. Naruto wrapped his arm around my waist and grinned at me. I grinned back and wrapped my arm around his shoulder. i frowned as my ear twitched due to a weird nose
"The one-foot tall brick wall..."
"What?"
"Look behind you."
"Huh?"
I moved out of the way and leaned against the large fenceing. Naruto started running around with the box following him. I grinned; this was so amusing. He stopped abruptly along with the box... oh wait its supposed to be a rock isnt it? well whatever,
"Ther's no such thing as a perfectly square rock with perfect holes!! Its totally obvious!!"
"Just what you'd expect from the man i respect! You are my rival, arent you!"
i rolled my eyes as the box exploded revealing Konohomaru, Udon, and Moegi.
"Hey! that's too much gunpowder!" Then the idiots started their introduction.
"I knew it was you Konohamaru... Huh? Why are you all wearing goggles?"
"We're just copying what you used to do, nii-chan!"
"Oh..."
"Whats with the 'oh'?! Your reactions have been pretty cold these days!"
"So, did you want something?"
"See? Cold."
"So leader! Do you have some free time now?" Moegi asked
"Nah! I have to train!"
"What?! You said you'd play Ninja with us today!" Kono complained
"Oh...? Is that right?"
"Hmph! Why would a Ninja play Ninja?" Sakura said, walking over looking very depressed.
"Hmm?"
"Naruto, who's she?"
...
"Oh! You've been busier than i thought, Nii-chan..."
"Huh?"
"Is she your...? This?" he asked putting his pinky finger up. Sakura looked pissed.
"What!? No, my girlfriend is really different!"
"Thats such a lie Naruto! Like you could get a girlfriend!"
"Eh!?! B-But i do!!" Naruto grabbed me, making me squeek sense i really wasn't paying attention to them.
"W-What!? She's your girlfriend! She cool but looks really evil!"
"Thats because i am very evil~"
"My god Bre! i can't belive you're going out with Naruto!"
I glared at her, "Want to explain to me why Sakura?!"
"hehehe, no t-thats ok!"
"Thats what i thought."
I looked over at the little people but noticed them circling me.
"What in the fudge monkeys are you doing?"
"Are your ears and tail real?"
"Yeah."
"Hmm..."
~What the hell man, don't tell me they're analyzing me!~
"Wow you're really pretty!" Moegi said, stars in her eyes.
"Heh, thanks." i said, blushing and rubbing the back of my head.
"You picked a good one nii-chan! She's much prettier than that other girl!" Kono said; bad idea
"Yeah, i know she is isnt she?" Dumb asses.
I walked out of the line of fire of Sakura's punch aimed for Naruto's head.
"Nii-chan!"
*BAM* right into the fence. my eye twitched as i looked at Sakura; good lord she was pissed, you could see her chakra radiating off of her; freakin scary man, freakin scary.
"What are you doing!?" Kono yelled
"No! Leader!"
"His pulse, his pulse...!" Naruto twitched in pain.
"You ugly wench! Ugly wench!" Ugh, he still hasn't learned...
Sakura cracked her knuckles.
"Huh?!" Konohamaru backed up in fear, "Nooooo!" and he got his ass pwned, lol.
"Hmph!" i looked down at Naruto and Kono, who had two lumps on their heads,
"You guys had it coming to yah..." i muttered
"Are you all right, Konohamaru?"
"Itai...."
"Damn that broad foreheaded ugly wench! Is she a girl for real?"
My eye twitched as i quickly squreed up the fence to avoid Sakura at all costs; i may be stronger than her but she still scares the shit outta me.
"Yikes!"
AND THEY'RE OFF LOL. they all ran for their lives, which looked really funny by the way XD. Then there was the sound of someone running into another person. OMG OMG OMG OMG GLOMPY TIME~!!!!!!!! LOL~!!!!!!!!! i covered my mouth to keep my exitement in; i had met the sand squad on a mission when me and haley had to go the sand village. Kankuro like hated me because i dubbed him Mister Kitty, because of his outfit, and i got along with Temari well, sense, u kno, shes awesome. But Gaara is another story....
"That hurt..."
"Huh?"
"Konohamaru!"
"That hurt, little punk!"
"Stop that! You'll get yelled at later!"
"Pshyeah Mister Kitty~" I said arrogantly
Everyone looked up at me.
"Bre! Its good to see you, but you're hanging out with losers like these?"
"Hey! Temari-chan~ Be nice~ and Mister Kitty, you need to put Konohamaru down before i glomp you to death!"
He twitched and glared at me, before putting Kono down.
"I hate you."
"Love you too!! XD"
i hopped and walked over to Temari and high-fived her.
"You really need to teach me how you do that with Kankuro, he is such a pain in the ass..."
"That is so true."
"BRE~!!!!!!" i looked over at Naruto,
"You know these people?"
"Yeah, they're awsome sauce... ok Temari is but Kankuro sucks XD"
"I should kill you."
"Like you could."
"OI!!!! You better not lay a finger on her!!"
Kankuro looked over at Naruto glaring at him.
"And what are you gunna do about it?"
"Down Naruto~ Kankuro's a pussy there's no need to fight him"
"So this is the guy you said you were--"
"Shut up damn you!"
"Well i know for a fact that you're going out with the loser by now but--"
"Yes and no temari, yes and no."
"All right, all right."
Right about know i had failed to notice that Kankuro was holding kono up again. i turned my head as i sensed Haley and Sasuke, watching Sasuke throw a rock at Kankuro's hand.
"You're such a show off Sasuke." Haley said, grinning at him.
"Stupid cat."
"Mhm."
"What do you think you're doing in someone else's village, you..."
Sakuar squeeled.
"Oh gag me with a spoon."
"No kidding."
"He may look hot Temari but he's an ass."
"Mhm."
"Your not listening are you?"
no response. i sighed and walked over towards Naruto and lenaed aginst him lazily. kono ran over towards Naruto and I. i patted him on the head.
"No need to worry Kono~"
"Another little punk to tick me off!"
i snorted as Sasuke crushed the rock in his hand. i giggled as Haley held up a sigfn that said 'it was a dirt clod, don't let him fool you! XD'
"Don't make me push you off this tree, Haley."
She just scoffed.
"Get lost"
OMG more squeels; i really need to smack a bitch right about now.
"Naruto, you're lame!"
"S-Stupid i would of quickly taken down that thug too! Dattebayo..."
"Hmph!"
i patted Naruto on the back,
"Ignore him Naruto, hes a cocky bastard and we all know it."
"Yeah but...!"
i kissed him on the cheek
"Shoosh face."
"Hehe, Mhm yeah." he blushed and rubbed the back of his head shyly. i just smiled at him.
"Oi, Come down here you little punk! You're the kind of smart ass little punkthat i despise most." Kankuro said, glaring up at Sasuke.
"Wait! You aren't thinking of using Karasu, are you?!" Kankuro set Karasu down onto the sement.
"Kankuro, stop that."
i squeeled,"OMG HI GAARA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11"
"Hey, Gaara." Tora said nonchalantly, looking over at him.
He ignored us, "You're an embarassment to our village."
Everyone seemed so surprised.
"G-Gaara..."

~~~~~~~~~~~W/ Sarutobi-sensei and others...~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"What about Breanna and Haley?" Kakashi asked the Hokage with curiosity.
"What about them?" The Hokage asked
"Do you think we should see if they want to take the actual exams? I'm sure they will want to."
"Do you really think it would be fair to let them take the exams?" asked Kurenai.
"They are way past the rank of Chuunin..." Asuma stated, thinking to himself.
"That is true, but we could limit them on what they can do in the exams, and they also haven't been officially ranked yet. If they pass these exams they could be called chuunin until we have a different exam for them ready, rather than their rank being unknown..." -H
"But what about a 3rd team member?"-A
"I would recomend one of their Kisei no Kokuei** "-K
"Mmm, that is a good idea, but which one?"-H
"I would say Copper or GusGus, due to them being the weakest."-K
"Well then, make sure you inform them the next time you see them, Kakashi."-H
"Hai, Hokage-sama."-K

~~~~~~~~~~~~BACK WITH THE OTHERS~~~~~~~~~~~

"You're an embarassment to our village. Why do you think we came all the way here to the leaf village?"
"P-Please listen to me, Gaara. T-They lashed out first..."
"Dameru! I'll kill you."
"U-Understood, I was wrong. I-I'm sorry... I'm really sorry."
"I'm sorry about that..." Gaara disappeared into sand before reappearing by Temari and Kankuro.
"Let's go. We didn't come here to play around." Gaara said sternly
"I know."
"Hold it!" Sakura interupted them.
"Nanda?" Temari asked
i ignored them because Sakura was going to be asking stupid questions that i really didn't care about. so a couple minutes later
"Don't you know anything? My permit!" Temari said holding up her permit
"As you say we're sand village genins from the land of wind. We came to this village to take the Chuunin exams."
"Chuunin exams...? What is the Chuunin Exams anyway?"
"Yes Temari, they live under a rock."
"I figured... You really don't know anything, do you?"
"If you pass it Naruto, you go from a genin to a chuunin!"
Oh, note that im going to be very random because i thought of Naruto Abridged{which is an awesome series, look it up on youtube!}
"OMG ITS GAARA OF THE FUNK!!!!"

{Just the beggining of that played}
Me and Haley started laughing histerically.
Gaara just glared at us. i snorted and wrapped an arm around his shoulder as he glared at me,
"Kami Gaara, don't be such a dirt clod in the sand XD!"{Note thats not an inside joke it just sounds funny}
and here comes the sand, which means i jump. i stood on his head as the sand wrapped around me and squished me, letting blood splatter on the ground. Oh i was fine, and sitting comfortably on Naruto's shoulders.
"H-How did you do that!!"
"Blood clone."
i grinned; i loved making blood clones; they were even more like the person tht created them then shadow clones. They started to walk away again before Sasuke jumped down off the tree,
"Hey! You there... What's your name?"
"Huh? M-Me?"
"No! The gourd next to you!"
i was about to open my mouth and call him 'Gaara of the Funk' again but his sand wrapped around my mouth preventing my from talking; i grumbled.
"Sabaku No Gaara..."
"I have an intrest in you as well... What's your name?"
"Uchiha Sasuke."
"Say! Say! What about me? What about me?"
"Not intrested."
They all hopped off as Naruto asked Kono if he looked weak, i was still on his shoulder sbut the sand was gone now; thank kami.
"Compared to Sasuke, yes..."
Naruto groaned loudly in frustration.
"Sasuke, I won't lose to you!"
"Whats gotten into you all of a sudden?!"

~~~~~~~~*in a manly voice*Back at the bridge! XD~~~~~~~~~~

The five of us were leaning against the side of the bridge, waiting for Kakashi. i was leaning against naruto, as usual, before Sakura skreeched, making me jump, along with Haley, who was a cat, almost fell off of Sasuke's head.
"Dear god Sakura! What si it now?!"
"Say! Say! Say! Why is it that he's the one who always calls us out, and then makes us wait!"
"Because he's an asshole. You want to know what he's doing?"
"He's sitting at home, jacking off to porno and/or sleeping."
"WHAT?! THATS DISGUSTING!! HOW DO YOU KNOW?!"
I gagged, "We've walked in on him, and i went blind."
i rubbed my wolf ears, "Can we just shut up and wait for him? I'm just want to sleep."
i leaned back aginst Naruto, him leaning against me too.
"You weren't kidding when you said that you were going out were you?"
"Obviously Sakura." I answered
"Yeah, they've been going out since we were training in the mist weren't you?"
"Damn you, you were spying weren't you"
"Yup"
"Bastard."
"Your point?"
I stuck my tongue out at her and she did the same.
"You two are so childish."
"Your just jealous Emo Boy."
"Yeah, Duck Butt." Sasuke glared at Haley before taking her by the scruff of her neck and putting her infront of his face.
"If you want to stay on my head, don't call Duck Butt, you stupid cat."
"Meow~ Duck Butt, Meow." i snickered as he threw her over the other side of the bridge.
"That was stupid of you Sasuke."
He didn't have time to make a comeback because Haley had turned into her large tiger form and tackled him off the side of the bridge. In a split second me and Naruto were on the floor laughing. Haley sat on Sasuke, who was in the water, and licked her paw looking innocent. She walked off of him and turned back to normal, smirking.
"Don't tell me what to do Sasuke. Or next time your hair will be pink like Sakura's."
Sasuke's eye twitched as he took Haley's hand that was reached out to help him up. Oh, i knew he was going to get his revenge. He pulled down her into the water and quickly got up to avoid her. She grunted as she climbed out of the water and walked over to where Sasuke was she put her knee against his chest and put two of her fingers on the middle of his forehead. There was a pop heard; Sasuke was now a small black cat XD. Of course Naruto was Laughing again , i was gigling, and Sakura was well... being Sakura. Haley walked back up on the bridge, with Sasuke still a cat, in her arms.
"Well looks like you five are having fun..."
"YOU'RE LATE!!"
"Sorry, today i got lost on the path of life..."
"Aka you were masturbating."
he sweatdroped
"Does everything with you have to be dirty and perverted?"
"A dirty mind is a wonderful thing, Kakashi. You should know that."
"Uh, well... This is sudden, but i recommended you guys for the chuunin exams, so... Here, these are your aplications."
"Chuunin exams..."
I ignored Kakashi as he talked and took three of the six aplication forms he had, and handed one to Haley; Sasuke was practically asleep in her arms because she had been rubbing his head XD.
"Copper, wanna be in the exams with us?" He jumped at the idea,
"Sure! sounds fun!" he pranced around me as he tried to get the aplication,
"I'm keeping ahold of these, i don't trust you."
he pouted and sunk back into my shadow.
"Yatta! I love you, Kakashi Sensei!" i snickered as Naruto glomped Kakashi.
"Hey, cut it out. Get away already... Only those who want to take the exam, sign that application and come to room 301 of the Academy at 3:00 p.m. five days from now... That's it!"
"Chuunin Exam! Chuunin Exam!"

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I walked next to Naruto and the others as he looked at his application.
"Ne, Ookami, are you going to take the Exam?"
"Yeah, but unfortunately i won't be on your team."
"W-What?! B-But, i wanted to take the Exam with you too!!"
"Don't worry, just because we're supposed to be enemys in the exam, you won't be either way."
"Yeah... Same for you!... I bet lots of strong guys would be there..." i giggled as Naruto glared at nothing; Naruto ended up looking like a retard while he imagined beating Kankuro and Sasuke up.

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"Oh, Naruto nii-chan! Lets play!!"
"Meh, i don't know..."
"Please!!"
i growled lightly as someone appeared behind the three twirps.
"Oh?"
The guy cackled as he grabbed Moegi and jumped onto one of the pillar-things.
"Leader! Konohamaru-chan!"
"What er you going to do with Moegi?!"
"Hey you! Let go of her!"
The guy ran off with Moegi. We all followed them.

~~~

"Heh, that was fast..."
"Hey! You fat old man! What're you gonna do with Moegi, 'ttebayo!"
"What am i going to do you ask? You want to know?!"
"Wha--!?"
"Don't move! If you do the brats dead meat!"
"Y-You why are you dong this?!"
"I want the 1st hokage's scroll of sealing! If you bring it to me i'll return the brat!"
"Scroll of Sealing..."
"What're you dong? Hurry up and bring me the Scroll of Sealing!"
"What'll happen... If i say, Hell No?"
"You don't care what happens to this brat?"
"Heh, i'm fine with whatever happens to that bunch of straw, i say."
"Wha--?! When did he do that?!"
Blah blah blah. i really was just a small wolf in the collar of Naruto's jacket the whole time so i really didn't care.

~~~~~~~~~~~Morning of the exam day or whatever~~~~~~~~~~~~

I yawned as i sat at the kitchen table, lazily slurping up some instant ramen. Naruto had left only a couple of minutes ago, and i was about to go and get ready, until i heard a knock at the dooor.
"Come in!"
"Hey Bre."
"Hey Tora."
She sat down at the table as i quickly got dressed in my room.
"Hey, can i use your makeup?"
"Yeah, sure."
I took out my makeup box and pulled out some black lipstick, eyeliner, and blue eye shadow. Haley took out some neon green lipstick and eye shadow, and eyeliner. We quickly put it all on; we had to make an impression didn't we?!
"Copper!!! Change into your human form!! We're leaving!!"
"Got it!!"
I watched Copper walk in in his human; note that he was very hot in this form XD.
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m28/NarutosWolfGirl/Anime%20Pics/alexander.jpg
{Except he has fox ears and tail, same clothes, same collar as Bre, no tattoo, no wings.}
We all walked out the door, heading towards the academy.
"Race you guys there?"
"Sure."
"YEAH!!"
We sprinted quickly to the academy, through the doors and to the area we were supposed to go to do what-the-hell-ever we were supposed to. After we were done registering, we walked towards the doors we were supposed to goi in at. i heard them shut; Naruto and the gang must have just gone in.
"Hello you three, you're going to be late if you don't get in there."
"Yeah, yeah, we know Kakashi, wish us luck~!"
"You three really don't need it."
"Yeah thats true... well whatever, later!"
"Mhm."
I pushed the doors open only to see a shit load of people. i paused, looking at everyone who was in the room; there were three teams that weren't supposed to be here... thats when i realized they were staring,
"Take a picture, it lasts longer assholes!"
"BRE~!!!!!!"
i yelped as i was brought into a very tight hug.
"Naruto~ can't breath!!!"
"Oh, hehe, sorry. You put makeup on?"
"Yeah, i need to make a good impression don't I?!"
He scoffed, "Whether you make an impression or not your still mine."
"Kami Naruto, stating your property much."
He blushed before dragging me over towards Sakura and Sasuke.
"Hey Bre, whos the cute guy thats on your team??"
"Yeah really, who is he?"
"Thats Copper."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
"Wow."
"Call him Dou**{copper XD}"
They both nodded before i winced hearing a high pitched voice,
"Sasuke-kun, your late!"
In a split second me and Haley were in Ino's way, stopping her from glomping Sasuke.
"Excuse me, your in my way!"
"Sorry, but i really don't think Sasuke wants you glomping him."
"And who are you to say what he wants?!"
"We're Sasuke's Fangirl BodyGuards!"
"Sense when?"
"Shut up Uchiha! We are whether you like it or not!"
"Fine."
I walked back over to Naruto and Haley stayed by Sasuke, keeping an eye on Ino.
"What's up wiht this?"
"Huh?"
"Are you guys going to take this bothersome Exam, too? And who are you three, the ones with the animal ears?"
"Oh! It's the idiot trio!" Naruto said; i pushed him away.
"You can call me Kurasa**~!"
"Call me Makkura**."
"I'm Dou!"
"Nice to meet you all. I'm--"
"Shikamaru, Chouji, and Ino."
"How do you...?"
"Troublesome women..."
"Pshyeah."
"We're not exactly from this world."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Exactly what i said. Its a long story, we'll leave it at that."
"Yahoo, i found you! My my, everybody's here! Heh and some new people too!"
"Konichiwa..."
i looked over at Kiba and squeeled.
"AKAMARU~!!"
Akamaru's ears perked up as he looked at me and jumped off Kiba's head. I cought him and rubbed my face against his.
"Well, well. Akamaru usually doesn't take to srangers right away. But i would make an exception for you too." He wrapped an arm around my shoulder.
"I'd watch yourself, Naruto might bite your head off."
"BACK OFF KIBA SHE'S MINE!!"
"Says who?"
"I am going out with him, hes just a little over protective."
"That's too bad. Your being wasted on an idiot."
"Yeah, No."
i slipped away from him, still holding Akamaru, and went over to Haley.
"Is he not the cuttest little puppy ever~!"
She took him from me and looked at him; he growled at her. She grinned and growled back before petting his head. She handed him back to me and i took him back to Kiba.
"Geez, i thought you were going to steal my dog."
"I have three dogs, i really don't need any more."
"Really? Heh, well, anyways, i never cought you or your teamates names."
"I'm Kurasa"
"I'm Makkura"
"I'm Dou"
"And i know you're Kiba, Shino, and Hinata." i said; again knowing their names.
"How?" Shino asked
"We're from a different world. Long story."
"Ok..."
i walked back over to Naruto and stood next to him.
"What did you say? You guys, too?! Man."
"Ha! i see. This means all the nine Genin rookies are taking the Exam, eh...! Now then... How far can we go? Ne... Sasuke?" Ino glared at Kiba
"Hmph!... You're mighty confident. Kiba."
"We've trained a great deal, so... We won't lose to you guys!"
"Shut up! 'ttebayo."
"I don't know about Sasuke, but I sure won't lose to the likes of you!"
Hinata muttered something that i really didn't hear; damn she is really quiet.
"Huh?"
Chouji took a few steps toward Kiba but Shino stepped infront of him
"What?"
A bug crawled across the floor.
"Don't step on it."
"Huh?"
"I said, don't step on it."
"You're... gunna eat that?"
Oh wow did Chouji just sound like a dumbass
"Hey, you guys!"
Everyone turned their heads toward Kabuto.
"You should be a little quieter. You guys are the 'rookie nine'... fresh out of the academy, right? Carrying on like that with such cute faces... Man. This isnt a feild trip."
"Who're you? Acting all haughty!"
"I'm Yakushi Kabuto. Anyway, take a good look around you."
Everyone looked at he other Ninjas, who were glaring by the way. i rolled my eyes; they didn't scare me!
"Behind you... They're from the rain village."
i looked at the ppl behind us; indeed they were from the rain village but one of the two teams wasn't supposed to be there.
"Haley did you notice...?" i muttered to her quietly
"Yeah, the group of girls from Ame, they were'nt originally supposed to be here were they?" She asked
"No, no they're not." i replied
"We'll ignore it for now, it shouldn't affect anyone much."
"Yeah."
"Then, maybe i'll give a bit of information to my cute juniors." Kabuto said as he pulled out his 'Ninja info cards!' lol, my ninja info cards XD; one word, Naruto abridged. XD
"With these--"
"Ninja Info Cards!" he cocked an eyebrow at Haley and I as we started cracking up.
"To put it simply, they're cards that have information burned into them and coded with Chakra. I spent 4 whole years gathering information for this exam. There are close to 200 of these cards..." Kanuto continued to explain about his 'Ninja Info Cards' to the n00bz.
"There are two new teams from different villages this year though." In a split second we were in front of Kabuto.
"Who and from where?!"
"Oh, so you two are intrested?"
"Un!"
"Well, the two new teams are rivals. One from Akumagakure, and the other from Tengoku. I wouldn't mess with the Akumas', they have quet a temper, we don't know if they are actually a threat or not. They're supposidly trying to make an alliance with Konoha but so are the Tenchi's."
"The Akumas' aren't a threat i assure you."
"How do you know?"
"I've been to their village before. its such a nice place; all dark and gloomy and evil and what-not."
"Right..." Kabuto continued to tell the others about the alliances of the villages and what-not while Haley and I scanned the room for our friends.
"There's the Tenchis' over there." Haley said pointing to one corner,
"And the Akuma's are over here." I said looking at the exact opposite corner of the Tenchis'
"Hey, isnt that Chikara's team??"
"Yeah it is!!"
i sighed, extremely bored.
"Yeah, well, i'm going back over to Naruto this is boring."
"Un..."i walked back over towards Naruto, watching Kabuto put his cards back in his deck.
"At any rate, they're all hidden villages with nothing but crackerjacks."
"That kind of makes you lose your confidence."
"Why are you saying that now?!""In other words... all of the applicants who have gathered here..."
"That's right! Not just Lee and Gaara, but they're all choice top elite Genin from each nation."
"Hmm."
"This isn't going to be easy."
i glanced at Naruto as he started to shake slightly; i grinned, damn is he pumped for this. I walked slightly out of his way cus i knew what he was going to do. Naruto spun around and pointed at the large crowd of Ninja.
"My name's Uzumaki Naruto! I won't lose to any of you!! Got it?!"
"'ttebayo!!!"
"YOUR MOM!!" Xhikara yelled from across the room
"NO ONE ASKED YOU CHIKARA!!" I yelled back
"GAOO**!!!" She replied
i snickered as Konton wrapped his arm around her head to keep her quiet; she could be very obnoxious. She just glared at him before biting his arm with her sharp teeth, making him let go. My team waved at them and they waved back lazily.
"Oh, i feel better."
"Hmph."
i grinned at Naruto poking him on the nose,
"You're way too cocky for your own good Naruto."
he just grinned at me and wrapped his arm around my shoulders. i turned to the large group of Ninja in the room who were glaring at us even more than they were before. I pulled down my bottom eyelid and stuck my tongue out at them.
"I won't lose to anyone, you say? You said it...!"
"That idiot. In no time at all, he's made enemies of his surroundings."
i put a hand infront of Sakura so she wouldn't attempt to strangle Naruto.
"Calm down Sakura~ Don't be such a wouse! They're all a bunch of pansys anyway!"
She slapped me and Naruto upside our head; goddamn! she was a sabusive as Haley!
"E-Everyone, that was a joke. These two are quiet idiots, you see... After all, they say these idiotic, crazy, scatterbrained things and get carried away, so please don't concern yourself with them!"
i glared and growled at Sakura, baring my teeth.
"Try not to be such a suck up Sakura!"
"What was that?!"
"Its not like they could kill me or anything, but you on the otherhand, i would be afraid and a suckup too!"
i ignored Sakura as i heard movement among the other Ninja. i looked toward Haley and we nodded at each other. Zaku aimed kunai at Kabuto, biut he switfly dodged them. Dosu aimed a punch for his face but he dodged that too or so he thought, as his glasses cracked and he colapsed on the ground coughing up blood. i whistled slightly, watching an errie shadow come up infront of Dosu, looking at him with crazed eyes.
"What do you think you're doing, Ningen! The exam hasn't started! Or do i have to knock some sense into to you!" The shadow, who was actually Grizzly, said demoniclly.
"Silence! Degenerates!" Ibiki said, as there was a huge burst of smoke before it cleared, "Sorry to keep you waiting... I'm Morino Ibiki, proctor for the 1st test of the Chuunin Exam."
Grizzly quickly shrunk back into he shadows unnotticed by anyone except for me, haley and copper.
"You, from the hidden sound village! No doing as you please before the Exam!! You want to be failed at the get go?!"
"Sorry. It's our 1st time taking Exams, so we flipped out... despite ourselves."
Of course, i ignored the rest of the conversation sense i knew everything he was going to say... okay, so i forget what he says but w/e its not important.


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Yosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok, chapter done, the next one will take longer because it'll be like 2 in one cus 1 part will be in Haley's POV, cus there is gunna be some fluffy shit man!!!! XD



**Kisei no Kokuei means Dark shadow of death, Kakashi is refering to Copper, Bosco, Grizzly, Gordo, GusGus, and Pier; that is what they have been dubbed sense they stay in the shadows.
Kurasa means Darkness, Bre's allias.
Makkura means Total Darkness or Pitch Black, Haley's allias.
Dou means Copper.
Gaoo is the sound that a monster makes; Chikara says it after almost every sentence.