=^_^=You're My Fantasy=^_^={Ch 5}=^_^=Naruto Uzumaki Love Story=^_^=

Naruto characters and most of plot © Masashi Kishimoto

Breanna, Haley, and any other crazy ass character i make up © Narutoswolfgirl/ SasukeLuver55 {cousin's quizilla name a.k.a. Haley/Tora-chan} / KubiNoOokami {my deviantart} / Ookami

~Recap~By now we were back at Tazuna's house, eating dinner.
"It's been a long time sincewe've had a meal with this many people!"
Naruto and Sasuke were eating their dinner fast, trying to beat each other. Me and Haley had already finished our dinner, so we could avoid getting barfed on from Naruto and Sasuke; which they did just barf by the way, we were sitting on the ground away from the two idiots.
"Stop eating if you're going to vomit!!"
"Yeah! i mean bajesus{no thats not a word but my cousin says it XD} NO ONE WANTS TO SEE UR FOOD COMMING OUTTA UR MOUTHS!!"
"Dattebayo~!"
"Shut up Bre!!"

=^_^=You're My Fantasy=^_^=

=Story Start=

^Go^

-I Think I Just Died and Went to Heaven-

By now Haley and I were sitting at the table again sense everyone was done eating. We were where Sakura was sitting, but she was ovr looking at that picture on the wall of Tazuna and his family.
"Ano, why is there a torn picture hanging here? Inari-kun was looking at this all through dinner....."
I seriously didn't want to listen so you know what i did? i pulled out my DS and started playing 'Super Princess Peach' even though i had beat that game like 5 times, i still liked to play it. My ears perked up as i heard someone fall. I glanced down to see Naruto laying face first on the ground; had i already been playing that long??
"What are you doing, Naruto...?" Sakura questioned
"You've had enough training for today. You've built up too much chakra. You'll die if you move any more than that" Kakashi lazily told him. Naruto started to get up, his arms bent, and looking at us,
"I'll prove it."
"Prove what?"
"That hes and idiot, What the hell do you think?"
I punched Haley in the arm
"Shut up! ur ruining the drematic moment!!"
"Bitch, that hurt... XD"
By now Naruto had fully stood up,
"I'll prove that...there really are heros...In this world!"
...
"That was so lame!"
"Shut up Tora~!! thats mean!!"
She just grunted and streched, laying her head back on the table.
I glanced around realizing Naruto wasn't there. i twitched my nose... when did he go upstairs to bed? i sighed lightly before climbing up the stairs to the room we were staying in; Kakashi got his own room, the bastard. i opened the door to see... NARUTO NAKIE~!!! no jk lol,naruto was putting his nightcap on. i smirked and crept over to him, who still had his back turned, and tackled him to the ground.
"W-WHAT THE--! Bre!?"
"~H~i~"
He glared at me as i grinned, wagging my tail.
"Did i scare yah??"
"N-no!"
"That is such a lie!"
He blushed and looked away scoffing. i grinned and rolled off him onto my back letting him sit up. I sat up too, and crawled around him to my bed, which was right next to his; i was too lazy to get up and walk XD. I took off my jacket, pants, and bra, not caring that Naruto was in the room and that i was now in my underwear and a shirt XD.
"geez Bre, you have no decency do you?"
"*grins* nope!"
He rolled his eyes at me before laying down in his bed-- err, more like a blanket on the floor XD. i turned my head to my feet to see my dogs looking at me evily. i backed up slightly, they followed.
"You bastards..." i muttered, knowing that they wanted to play.
I quickly jumped out of the way as they dived at me. i sighed before i was tackled to the ground. i squirmed underneath them until i grabbed Copper in head lock, and knocked Bosco off of me, putting him in a head lock too. Copper lick and bite my ear, cuasing me to toss him away. i barely dodged the ground pound that grizzly aimed for me. i sat ontop of Bosco's stomach, grabbed his cheeks, and playfully growled at him, well, until i felt a nose practicaly shoved up my ass.
"Copper!! You perverted dog!!"
i kicked him away and tossed Bosco at him and stood up, only to be tackled back down by Grizzly. i pushed him off me and dodged the others, as i raced ovr towards Naruto, who was laughing his ass at me and my canines. I tackled him to the ground, surprising him.
"Thats what you get for laughing at me!"
He just kept laughing before Copper yelled,
"DOG PILE~!!!"
i got squsihed into Naruto as Grizzly layed ontop of me followed by Bosco and Copper; who was 'King of the pile' XD.
"Oh Bre, you guys are so entertaining!!! 'tteabayo!"
"Hey, its not my fault my dogs are evil!"
He just smiled at me before blushing slightly, realising how close our faces actually were.
"Uhh...."
Before either of us could say anything, the door burst open, causing all of us to fall off of each other, making us look retarted because of the weird position we were in.
"Idiots..." Haley muttered as she looked at us along with the others; who were probably were wonder what the hell we were doing.
"Hi Tora-chan~!!!"
"You guys rough-house really loudly you know that?"
"Yup!"
i sat back up and crawled ovr to my make-shift bed and cuddled under the blankets, getting comfortable.
"Loser"
"Ur mom's a loser"
"Yes, yes she is"
i snickered; Haley really hated her mom, but i would too because she's so uncaring. The others walked in along with Haley and looked at us like we were insane-- oh wait! we are insane, what the hell am i talking about?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Around Midnight~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I groaned before sitting up in bed.
"Must be a full moon..." I muttered to myself before glancing ovr at Haley. She was still sleeping. Usually she would be up on full moons with me but i guess tonight wasn't one of those nights. i grabbed a pair of baggy pants out of my collar{remember everything is in her collar, powered by chakra} and slipped them on before going ovr to the window. i opened it, and climbed out and onto the roof to stare at the full blue moon... wait blue?
"The blue moon isnt supposed to be until a couple more months, thats weird..."
i shrugged it off, and continued to stare at it, feeling at peice.

=O///O=Naruto's POV=O///O=

i rolled ovr in bed; for some reason i couldn't sleep. i sat up and glanced around. Everyone was sleeping.. except for Bre; Where was she? i felt a slight breeze, causing me to look at the open window. Oh, so she's outside, but in the middle of the night? i climbed out of bed and walked ovr to the window. i glanced out and looked around before climbing out. i looked ontop of the roof. My eyes widened as i saw Bre, with the moon light radiating her face.
~Damn, she looks really pretty like that...~ i thought to myself as i stared at her. i finished climbing onto the roof, walked ovr, and sat down next to her.

`O.0`Bre's POV`0.O`

I glanced to the side hearing someone sit down next to me.
"Naruto, what are you doing up this late?"
"I should be asking you the same thing! 'ttebayo!"
"I couldn't sleep."
"Really? me neither."
i turned my head back to the moon.
"The moon is really blue tonight."
"Yeah, its beautiful isn't it?"
"Yeah, you are-- uh i mean it is."
i blushed lightly and playfully pushed him.
"What was that for?! 'ttebayo?!"
"You are such a dork."
He stuck his tongue out at me, and before he could pull it back in i grabbed it with my fingers.
"Ah, Bwre wet gow!"
"HAHAHA NEVA~"
I smirked as i gathered spit on my tongue, and ran it along his cheek, finally letting his tongue go.
"GAH BRE!!! What the hell?!"
He yelled as he wiped his cheek on his sleeve while glaring at me.
"Your so evil"
"Damn straight!!!"
He rolled his eyes at me but still grinned.
"We should probably get to bed sense its like 2 o'clock."
"Heh, yeah"
i stood up along with Naruto letting him go first down to the window. We both hopped in and went to our makeshift beds, me taking my pants back off and tossing them to the side. i crawled into my bed and nuzzled against my pillow, getting comfortable.

=///>=

I layed in bed as i watched Bre sleep. For some reason i couldn't help but just look at her. Ugh, now i can't get to sleep again!!
"What's wrong Naruto?"
i jumped, startled that she was still awake.
"Oh, uh, i still can't sleep..."
i had my head turned away cus she had a cute face on when i looked at her. i heard her move around and tensed when i felt something cuddle up against me.
"B-Bre?!"
"Sleeping with someone else usually helps me sleep when i can't so, yeah."
i looked around the room to make sure no one was up to see her next to me before i let myself get comfortable. i blushed as i layed my arm over her waist, trying to get comfortable, causing her to wrap her arms around my neck and snuggle against me more. i swear my face was beat red by the time i actually got in a good position; i had one of my arms wrapped around her waist and the other around her shoulders, with her sleeping comfortably in my arms
~I can't belive i'm doing this, she's so close to me, i feel like i'm burning up....~
i soon fell asleep, with Bre still in my arms.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Morning~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

`^///^`Bre's POV`^///^`

i snuggled against the large warm pillow that was next to me... wait, pillows arnt warm. i opened my eyes and looked up to see Naruto, sleeping cutely with drool slightly running down the side of his mouth. i giggled.
~Damn, i slept pretty good last night, and from the looks of it Naruto did too, hehe, i should get up before anyone ses us like this...~
i tried to squirm out of his grip, only to be pulled closer to him. i poked him in the chest a few times,
"Naruto, Naruto let me go boy!"
he just mummbled my name and rubbed his cheeck against mine. God damn him! he was just too cute. i stuck my finger in my mouth and made sure to get alot of slobber on it, before i stuck it in his ear. his eyes shot open and he sat up, rubbing at his ear trying to get the saliva out of it
"What the hell was that for?!"
"You wouldn't stop cuddling against me!"
he blushed, "I-I was c-cuddling with you?!"
"Yeah, well its not that bad, i just don't want haley to have anymore black mail against me, damn cat..."
i glanced around before the bedroom door opened, making me and Naruto look over at it.
"Good Morning you two, glad you're awake." Kakashi said while walking in.
"Thank god we're awake, i see that bucket of water behind you're back!"
"Oh, uh, hehe well u see--"
"Shut. Up."
He sighed before walking over to Haley and dumping the bucket of water on her.
"WHAT THE HELL YOU BASTARD, I WAS HAVING A GOOD DREAM DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!11"
Haley's yelling woke the others up, lucky them.
"What the hell is all the noise!" Sakura screeched, glaring at Kakashi
"Just waking Haley up."
"YEAH WITH A BUCKET OF FUCKING WATER YOU BASTARD!!!"
"Keep your voice down, some people in the neighborhood still want to sleep!"

~~~~~~~~~~Around Dinner~~~~~~~~~~

I stretched as i moved around on my branch continuing to watch Naruto train. Sasuke had already left, along with Haley, for dinner. i decided to stay out and keep Naruto company.
"Naruto, you should take a break you don't want to over exert yourself."
"Yeah but..."
"Naruto~, Don't make me give you a wet-willy like this morning~!"
His face seemed to drain in color as he sat down against the tree. i smirked.
"Thats what i thought."
"You're so evil."
"Yeah, i kno XD"
i climbed down the tree with my chakra and sat next to Naruto leaning against him.
"Geez, and you called me cuddly!"
"So! Not like you care!"
He blushed and turned his head to the side. i laughed at him.
"You're so cute."
he blushed even more.
"You just like making me blush don't you?"
"No!...Maybeh~"
It was quiet for a little bit before Naruto started to talk,
"Hey Bre?"
"Hm?"
"Why are you so, like... clingy or caring or whatever with me? And don't say its because im cute!"
i scoffed "Well you are cute, its not my fault!"
he groaned before pinning me to the ground, his hands on both sides of my and hovering over me,
"Seriously Bre! You're not like this with anyone else..."
"You're so oblivious." i muttered before moving my hands up to the side of his face, rubbing my thumbs against his cheeks. He blushed.

=0//0=Naruto's POV=0//0=

I blushed as she put her hands on my face, rubbing my cheeks with her thumbs.
~Why the hell am i so shy around her?! Ugh, it feels like my heart is going to pound out of my chest!~
"You need someone to actually care for you and listing off the reasons why i care so much is way too much work. Just kno that i will always care, cus i like you alot more than enyone else ever will..."
~The way she's saying it makes it sound like she...~
~She loves you, you idiot!~ a sleek, beautiful voice said, but it was slightly demonic sounding
~What the?~
~Just kiss her!~
~Why?!~
~Because you kno you want to, just do it, trust me, she won't object~
i just looked at her blushing face. My god, i do want to kiss her! i leaned down...

CLIFFHANGER!!! XD

















NO JK LOL XD


`o//o`Bre's POV`o//o`

i watched him as he leaned down and pressed his lips agaisnt mine. Oh. My. God. I just died and went to heaven. i wrapped my arms around his neck kissing him back, even though i seriously couldn't think straight. he pulled back slightly, looking at my flushed face. i just had to read his thoughts.
~My god, i can't believe i just did that, she'll probably hate me now...~
~You dumbass, i kissed you back how the hell could i hate you?!? thats like, not even possible for me!~
"You really don't?"
"Like i said how could i, its impossible for me."
"Well i guess this means we're ... together?"
"Fuck yes. if it didn't i have to smack someone."
"Oh Bre..."
i grinned at him and pushed him off me.
"Now get back to you're training!"
he grinned.
"Only if you watch."
"Obviously."
i wrapped my arms around him and nuzzled my face into his chest, my tail wagging furiously.
"You're so random." he muttered, wrapping his arms around me hugging me back.
"I can't train with you clinging to me!"
i pouted
"Yeah, yeah, go train your ass off"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Morning~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i was in my wolf form, sleeping against a tree. I stayed out all night with Naruto while he trained, and, obviously, ended up falling asleep.my ears perked up as i heard Narutos voice,
"Uh...Did you wake me up, sis? i mean, what are you doing here?"
"I'm gathering medical herbs."
I opened my eyes and looked at Naruto and Haku. i got to my feet and padded over to them, plopping down in Naruto's lap. He simply rubbed my head and continued talking
"Herbs?"
"Yes. For healing injuries, sickness, and the like."
i got up, letting Naruto get up to help Haku look for herbs. i was way to lazy to help, so i played with the birds. who, when i was done playing with them, ganged up on me and pecked at my head, the little fuckers.
"Oh ... and... I'm a man!"
i couldn't help but sound like a dieing dog as i laughed at Naruto, walking over to him.
~That can't be!! he's cuter than Sakura!... But maybe not as cute as Bre, hehe~
i licked him, making him jump, not realising i was there. i poofed back to normal and grinned
"You shoulda known he was a gut i mean, he was flat-chested"
"Well, whatever!"
i watched Sasuke walk over with Haley behind him. Sasuke punched him in the head.
"Itai. Hey! What are you doing?!"
"Did you forget about mealtime you idiot?"
He just grinned like an idiot. God he's such a dork. Sasuke just looked at him like he was insane, and Haley rolled her eyes.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mid-day i think~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i sat up in a tree with Naruto, who had climbed higher and finally got to a branch. He threw a kunai down infront of Kakashi and Sakura, causing them to look up at where we were. Naruto grinned down at them as he layed on the branch.
"No way... Naruto can climb that high now? Wow!"
"How 'bout that, how 'bout that?! As for me i can climb this high now!"
He jumped up and stood on the branch, before fake slipping off of it, making the others gasp. Stupid idiots, even if really was falling i wouldn't let him. He concentrated his chakra and clung upside down on the branch.
"Gotcha! You fell for it! You fell for it!"
"Don't scare us like that!"
His feet popped off the branch, making him freak out. i simply wrapped my legs around the branch and grabbed his foot. He hung there, swaying back and forth.
"Smart. 50 points! XD"
"Thanks Bre..."
"No prob."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Night~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Naruto and Sasuke both stood ontop of a tall tree, worn out.
"Shall we go back?"
"Okay!"
When they were finaly down from the tree tops, Haley and i had to help them to the house, mainly Naruto, because they were so exausghted. it took us a bit to get home, but when we got there it was thankfully dinner time.
"What happened to you guys? You're really muddy and wiped out."
"We both... climbed to the top."
"Good. Naruto, Sasuke, you'll also start guarding Tazuna next time!"
"Got it! Whoa!" Naruto cheered, making us fall back... well, ok so me and Haley let them go to spare ourselves from falling but whatever XD.
"You idiot!" We all just laughed at them.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~After dinner~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i wasn't paying attention to any of them talk, mainly because i was pratically sleeping, and of course leaning against Naruto.
"Why...?"
"What is it?"
"Why do you desperately workso hard until you get like that?! There's no way you'd be a match for Gato's men even if you train! No matter what cool things you say or how much effor you make... the weak always lose out... against the truly strong!"
i rubbed my ears; damn kid was loud.
"Shut up. I'm not like you. Dattebayo."
"Shut up! Looking at you makes me sick! Sticking your nose in and BLA BLAH BLAH"
i really couldn't satnd this kid any more, i was about ready to get up and slap him.
"So you're just gonna cry all day like the lead in a tragedy? An idiot like you can just cry forever! Crybaby!"
"Naruto! That's a bit harsh!"
he ignored her and walked away, with me soon padding behind him. after we got to the bedroom we were staying in, and changed our clothes i watched Naruto just sit on his bed. i crawled over to him and hugged him, sense, u kno, he was like, just begging for a hug, i could tell. He hugged me back and set his head ontop of mine.
"You okay?"
"Yeah, im fine."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Morning~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i made sure no one was coming back in the room before crawling over to Naruto. They let me stay here with Naruto because uh... well, actually, i don't know why they let me stay but whatever. i crawled into bed with Naruto, nuzzling my head against his chest. He rolled over and wrapped his arms around me,
"My Bre-chan..."
i mentally laughed at him before going to sleep. but not for long because soon he was freaking out because the others had left.
"Calm down Naruto!"
"B-but they left us behind!"
"Ugh, well hold on let me get dressed, jesus christ..."
After we were both dressed and ready we ran out the door to meet with the others.
"Damn it, they could've woken me!"
"Take a deep breath Naruto, we're not going to miss anything!"
We both stopped when we saw a slayn pig on the ground, or was it a boar? owells but after we talked about it for a minute, we quickly raced back to Tazuna's house.
"Damn it! We're totaly late!"
After awhile we finaly made it.
"Sorry i'm late. Heros usually appear on the scene late, so..."
"Naruto no nii-chan...!"
"Inari, you did well!"
"Huh?"
"Thanks to you distracting them, i was able to save your mom."
"Nii-chan... how did you know that the samurai were here?"
Naruto explained to him about the cut up boar and everything. Unfortunately i was bored already, but thats because i was hiding, waiting for my signal.
Naruto threw 2 kunai at the idiots who were back to their senses. they simply reflected them but that was my signal. i jumped out of the water and nailed them bith in the face with my foot, sending them crashing into the water.
"Thats what you get, bastards."
"S-Sugoi!"
"It's done! 'ttebayo!"
"Ehehe, Naruto nii-chan you're just like... a ninja!"
"Baka! We were ninjas to start with!"
"'ttebayo~!"
They started to laugh, and they continued laughing like the bunch of idiots they are.
"OMJ, Stop laughing its getting really annoying!!!"
"Ehehe, sorry Bre-chan"
i scoffed before tackleing him to the ground.
"No reason to say sorry we need to get to the bridge!"
"Shit!"
he pulled me up with him and started running, me folowing close behind.

~~~~~~~~~Um... when Naruto goes Kyuubi hehe yeah...~~~~~~~~~~~

i shuttered as a chill ran up my spine. I could feel the kyuubi's chakra and it really was demonic.
~Kami i love the feeling of his chakra...~ i heard Kyuubi mutter to herself
~Oh kubi, you crazy horned up demon...~
~Oh shut up! i kno you think the same thing about Naruto!~
~Thats besides the point!!!~
i ignored her and sniffed out kakashi's sent; which was hard because of Kyuubi's chakra.
"Oi, Kakashi-sensei~"
"Bre!"
"Don't worry about Naruto, the seal didn't break"
"Oh, good."
i walked back over to where Sakura and Tazuna were, hearing a sigh of releif from Sakura.
"Thank god i didn't know where u went, i was worried!"
"Nuthin to worry about, i can take care of myself."
A little while later ther was a big gust of wind.
"What was that?"
I wasn't surprised when i saw Kakashi with his Raikari{or Chidori} in Haku.
Naruto ran over towards Kakashi, but when he saw him with his hand in Haku{lol that sounds SO wrong XD} he stopped. i motioned for Haley to go over where Sasuke was so she could 'heal' him. Have i told you our best way to heal is a kiss? i told you i was trying to get those 2 togther!! hehe, ANYWAYS, i walked over to where naruto was and stood next to him.
"What the hell is going on here?!" i put my hand on his shoulder to comfort him. He looked at me still slightly conufused on what was going on. i moved my hand down from his shoulder to his hand and held it. He blushed slightly before turning his head back to what was going on.

`=00=`Haley's POV`=00=`

i walked over to where Sasuke was and bent down to him. i pulled out all the needles from his body so, obviously, he wouldn't be in any more pain then necesary.
~Damn Bre, how did she convince me to this i'll never know...~
i bent down to him and lightly pressed my lips against his, concentrating my chakra on all the places he was hurt. i pulled away a few seconds later and checked his pulse. it was slowly turning back to normal and chest stated rising and falling like it should. he winced slightly before opening his eyes and leaning up slightly.
"If you were smart, you still wouldn't move to much, your body is still weak"
He ignored me and went to get up on his feet, only to fall and have me holding him up.
"I don't need your help!"
"Fine"
i let him go, causing him to hit the ground roughly. he glared at me.
"Excatly" i bent down and helped him up, leaning him against the side of the bridge. he truned his head to the side, blushing slightly.
"Thanks"
"Welcome"
i sat up on top of the bridge edge waiting for Sakura and Tazuna to come ovr.

`XD`Bre's POV`DX`

i patted Naruto on the back when Sakura went to see if Sasuke was alive.
"Don't worry, he's still alive" i whispered in his ear. he turned his head towards me.
"Really?"
"Yeah, i had Haley heal him just to be safe."
he smiled at me.
"Thats good."
i ignored the rest of the fight until all the villagers came. Naruto made bunch of shadow clones and so did Kakashi. Me and Haley? oh we had more fun; we changed into our animal forms except much larger and more vicious XD. So obviously the guys ran for their lives XD... oh shit i rymed, DAMN IT. well whatever.
I looked at the sky along with the others as it started to snow. i loved snow; and so did Kubi.

~~~Because im lazy im fast-fowarding to when we leave the village~~~

"Thanks to you the bridge was safely completed, but we will miss you very much."
"Take care."
"Thank you for everything." after our good-bye thing Naruto and Inari did their sob fest. Me and haley were sick of it, so we were practically at the middle of the bridge by now.
"COME ON YOU IDIOTS!!"
"'TTEBAYO~!!"
"What?! BRE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR ME!!"
"HEY I DIDNT' WANT TO WATCH UR PANSY SOB FEST!!!"
"UR SO MEAN!! 'TTEBAYO!!"
By now hes was standing next to me, out of breath. god now we had to wait for the others, oh wait the're about to were we are, nevermind.
"Hey, i say when we get back we get some ICHIRAKU RAMEN~!!" i asked feeling extremly perky.
"YEAH!!"
"Would you two shut up?!" Sasuke said while glaring at us
"Go sulk in your emo corner Sasuke!!" i told him.
"Bre be nice!!"
"Sakura you're anoying STFU man!" Oh, Tora just told her off XD. she 'hmphed' and ran towards Sasuke.
"Hey! Sasuke, do you want to go on a date when we get back to the village?"
"No i don't think so."
"OH BURN!!!! DENIED" Me and Haley yelled
"SHUT UP!!" She yelled back at us
"Geez naruto, im surpirised ur not jumping at the chance to ask her out instead" haley muttered
"Eheh, i have better things to do."
"Thats a first."


Cha ok done with this chapter, it is kinda early though isnt it?

=^_^=You're My Fantasy=^_^={Ch 4}=^_^=Naruto Uzumaki Love Story=^_^=

Naruto characters and most of plot © Masashi Kishimoto

Breanna, Haley, and any other crazy ass character i make up © Narutoswolfgirl/ SasukeLuver55 {cousin's quizilla name a.k.a. Haley/Tora-chan} / KubiNoOokami {my deviantart} / Ookami

=Recap= I hugged him before going into my room and shutting the door. I stood there for a minute trying to not squeal for the fact that I just hugged him but thankfully kept myself calm. My dogs snickered and I glared at them before saying, "Shut the hell up and lay down!!"
They listened immediately; Copper jumped up onto bed, Bosco jumped on the loveseat, and Grizzly jumped on the chair. I sighed in annoyance before taking my vest, pants, shoes, and collar off before slipping in to bed and turning the lights off.
"What a day."


=^_^=You're My Fantasy=^_^=

=Story Start=

^Shi/Yon^

-Protecting Tazuna, Oh Joy!! -


>>>>>>>>>>FF a week>>>>>>>>

To sum up what happened, Naruto and I are Best friends, Haley and Sasuke actually get along so Sasuke doesn't complain, Naruto loves my cooking, surprisingly, and we get along great so yeah.
"Sasuke here at Point B"
"Sakura here at Point C"
"Naruto here. I'm at Point A"
"You're slow Naruto! Breanna, Haley were are you?"
"Shut the hell up Kakashi!! Haley's getting the target as we speak!!"
*REEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW*
"I've got the Target!!"
"Yay for Tora!!"
"Shut the hell up Bre! Gawd"
"Right, lost pet Tora captured. Mission accomplished team!!"
"CAN'T WE GET A BETTER MISSION THAN THIS!?! I HATE CATS!!!"
"I wouldn't have said that if i were you Naruto"
*BAM*
"ITAI!!"

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"Ohhhhhh! My poor little Tora! Mommy was worried about her naughty little fuzzykins! Yeeees!" the cats owner said rubbing the poor thing up against her face. Naruto laughed,
"Stupid cat! That kitty deserves to be squashed!"
"No wonder he ran away!" Sakura said
Sarutobi started telling us what missions we could do, "Now then for squad 7s' next we have several available tasks. Among them Babysitting the chief councilors 3 year old, helping his wife to do the shopping, digging up potatoes and --"
"Nooooooooo! I wanna go on a real mission!! Something challenging and exiting not this little kid stuff!! Come on old man!" Naruto yelled putting his arms in an X formation.
'He's got a point' thought Sasuke
'but he's suck a pain!' thought Sakura, of course
'*groan* i knew this was coming' Kakashi thought
Iruka slammed his hands on the desk in front of him before yelling, "HOW DARE YOU! You're just a regular genin with no experience! Like --" i cut him off
"Iruka-sensei! No one wants to here you complain and before you start explaining crap that we arent even gunna listen to Sarutobi, No.One.Cares!" i said rudely.
"Breanna! Thats no way to talk --" he got cut off, again, but by Haley this time.
"Hara guzuchio tatakuna!!{STFU} You're arguing is giving me a headache so just give us a fucking C-ranked mission already!! Dear Kami."
Everybody in the room looked at her like she just grew two heads. She just glared at them before they turned back to what they were doing before.
I snickered; god was Haley scary but soooooooo funny at the same time!
"Yes we are supposed to get a C-rank mission Sarutobi!" i said before Haley could.
"Alright then send him in; you will be body guards on a mission. Breanna, Haley, you two are not aloud to talk to me again like that got it?" Sarutobi said sternly. He could get way too serious sometimes.
"so so so" we both said.
Kakashi came up behind us and whacked us both upside the head.
"You two be good on this mission got it!?!"
"Yes Kakashi~" we said mocking him. We slinked away from him as he glared at us. I quickly turned into my smallest wolf form and jumped into the Collar of Naruto's jacket. He glanced down at me as i cuddled into the crook of his neck, of course he blushed when i licked his cheek; he still wasn't used to the fact that i had two forms and that if i was in my real form then technically i would be kissing him. If only if only, but anyways we all turned to the door as Tazuna walked in holding a beer bottle.
"What the... A bunch of little snot nosed kids??" he took a drink from his beer bottle and leaned against the door as the others gave him a funny look, "and you the little one with the idiotic look on his face with the wolf; do you really expect me to believe your a ninja?"
Naruto laughed, "Who's the little one with the idiotic look on his ... huh?"
Sasuke and Sakura got next to him where the three little lines appeared above their heads and, of course, Naruto was the shortest. He was ticked off but before he could go pummeling Tazuna i quickly jumped out of is jacket, turned back to normal, and held the collar of it.
"I'll demolish you! Let me get my hands on him! Come on!"
"Naruto, we can't kill the client even if we don't like him, kick his ass after the mission!!" i told him. He stopped struggling and grinned.
"Good idea!" we high fived each other and Kakashi just sighed in annoyance.
Tazuna started to explain who he was, "I am Tazuna, a master bridge builder, and i must return to my country. I'm building a bridge there that will change our world and i expect you to get me there safely even if it means giving up your life"
"Ok you five, go get your stuff together and meet me at the gates when youre done got it?" Kakashi asked.
"Yup" we all said at the same time; creepy.
I walked next to Naruto as we went back to his house.
"This mission is gunna be so cool!" Naruto said dramatically.
"Yeah, actually it is going to be cool, a lot more is gunna happen than whats supposed to." i said
"Really? Like what?"
"Well i shouldn't tell you but~ i guess i can tell you one thing but you can't tell anyone!!"
"I won't! I swear!!"
"Ok," i put my lips close to his ear and whispered, "this is actually going to be a B-ranked mission and there's going to be some freaking awesome battles"
He had a major blush on his face from me being so close to but he asked, "Really?"
"Yeah!! Trust me you'll love it."
He grinned as we walked into his house and packed our stuff... well, he did at least, all my stuff was in my collar.
"Ready?" i asked him
"Yup! Now come on so we aren't late!!"
He grabbed my arm and sprinted out the door, practically dragging me.
By the time we got there we were both out of breath and flopped down on our asses. I looked up only to see Kakashi and Tazuna there, go figure.
"Well someone's excited about the mission." Kakashi muttered looking at us all out of breath.
We waited until everyone one was here and then headed out.
"YEAH!!!!!!! All right!!" Naruto yelled turning around to face all of us again, while throwing his arms up in the air.
"What are you getting so excited about Naruto?" Sakura asked.
"This is the first time I've ever left the village I'm a travelor now, 'ttebayo!!"
"Hey! am i really okay with this squirt?" asked Tazuna, pointing towards Naruto.
"I'm a Jonin. I'll be watching him. There's no need to worry" Kakashi explained.
'... Okay with this squirt?!' continued to run through Narutos head, taking his good mood away. He crossed his arms before his eye started to twitch, making me snicker.
"Hey old man!! Don't be mocking ninjas so much!! I'm awesome you see!! I'm a super elite ninja who will be called hokage one day! My name's Uzumaki Naruto. Remember it!!" he yelled pointing a finger at Tazuna.
"The Hokage's the super top-dog ninja in the village, right? You sure as hell dont seem like you could become the Hokage..."
"Aaah!! Shut up!!! I'm prepared to do whatever it takes to become the Hokage! You'll have no choice but to acknowledge me then!!"
"I'll never acknowledge you, squirt... Even if you become the Hokage!"
"What?! I'll kill you!!"
I grabed Naruto's pack as he tried to go after Tazuna. Kakashi sighed,
"I told you to stop you moron!!"
"No! At least let me have one shot, just one..."

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"Ne...Tazuna-san...?" Sakura said after we had been walking for a while.
"What is it?"
"Your Country is 'The Land of the Waves,' right?"
"What of it?"
"Ne, Kakashi-sensei... Are there ninjas in that land, too??"
"Iie, there arent ninjas in the Land of Waves........"
By now i had stopped listening, and im sure Haley did too sense she already had headphones in her ears.
"Oi, you guys just doubted Lord Hokage now, didn't you...?"
"Huh!?! What, did u say something Scare Crow?" i asked totaly forgeting that i had zoned out. He sighed,
"You should pay more attention to me you know..."
"Hey! I paid more attention then Haley did!!!!" i said pointing at Haley who was still walking, ignoring everything around her. He rubbed his temples while i poofed up an empty pop can, and whipped it at her head. I pumped a fist in the air as it hit her.
She just glared at me, thank god. Kakashi shook his head before putting a hand on Sakura's head,
"Don't worry, there are no ninja battles on rank C missions."
"Then theres no worry of getting into a scrape with foreign ninjas...!"
"Of course not!" he laughed, causeing me to snicker; i thought he sounded funny when he laughed XD. We continued to walk for who knows how the hell long 'till we came across that evil puddle. I would of loved to shove a spiked shoe in there, but then my foot would be wet, so i didnt. After we walked past it my ear twitched as i heard the water from the puddle move, and the quick movements of those stupid demon brothers as they went after Kakashi. Every one else was freaking out while me and Haley just took out our iPods away and stood there watching.
"The first one!!!"
They 'killed' Kakashi before appearing behind Naruto. Sasuke immediatly went into action and pinned the brother's chains down to a tree. He landed on both of their arms and kicked them in the face.
"W...Wow!!"
They broke their chains off and went after the rest of us. I kicked the one that was going after Naruto in the face, i think breaking his nose, cus i heard a crunch XD. The other one went after Tazuna but Sakura, Sasuke, and Haley got in the way before kakashi appeared and grabbed the guy by the neck. Everyone, except me and Haley, was surprised to see Kakashi-sensei still alive.
"Yo"
Naruto looked over realising Kakashi used Substitution.
"Naruto...sorry i didn't help you right away...I got you hurt. i didn't think you'd be incapable of moving..."
Kakashi walked back over to the others before i walked over to Naruto, ignoring Kakashi as usual.
'I...couldn't do anything...but Sasuke... It was his first real battle...Didn't he feel scared, at all? He saved me with out breaking a sweat but Breanna saved me too and she looks the same!' Naruto thought frustrated
'Aww, i didn't wanna make him mad at me...' I thought after listening to his thoughts.
"Oi..." The stupid uchiha started
"Huh?!?"
"Are you hurt...scardy cat...?"
Yeah that got Naruto pissed, stupid Uchiha needs to be slapped.
"Sasuke!!!"
He stopped going after sasuke when Kakashi called him.
"These guys have poison in their claws, you need to take the poison out quickly."
"What?!?"
"You have to open the wound and drain the poisoned blood. Don't move so much, the poison will spread. By the way, Tazuna-san..."
"W-What is it...?"
"I have something to talk to you about."

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By now the Demon Brothers were tied to a tree and we were all standing around them, me next to Naruto, of course.
"Chuunin from the Village Hidden in the Mist..." Kakashi started, "These guys are Ninjas known for continuing to fight, no matter what the sacrifice."
"How were you able to detect our movements??" one of them asked
"There probably wouldn't be puddles of water on a clear day like today, when it hasn't rained for days"
"Knowing that, why'd you leave it to the kids to fight?" Tazuna asked.
"He wanted to know who the hell they were after." i answered for kakashi so he wouldn't start going into detail.
"Hm? What do you mean?"
"In other words... what i mean is i had to know if it was you, or one of us shinobi being targeted." Kakashi explained. I decided to do what Haley was doing; completly ignoring Kakashi. What brought me back to listening to them was Sakura, "This mission is too soon for us... Let's give it up, and we need to get Naruto's wound healed." Now THAT irked me
"Sakura don't be a pansy, there are six of us, i think we can handle it."
"I agree..." Haley mutterted.
"It's true we probably could handle it but we really do need to worry about the poison in Naruto's wound. Hmm...." Kakashi said.
I looked ovr to Naruto knowing that he would stab a kunai into his hand soon.
"Hm? What...?!"
"This sure is a burden..." mutterted Kakashi
Naruto frowned, and glared at kakashi and... BINGO he stabbed his hand. He started to make his big speech.
"Naruto... its all well and good to rid yourself of the poisoned blood, but anymore than that and you'll bleed to death." Kakashi said, making Naruto tense and start flipping out. I snorted and walked ovr to him, getting out some bandages.
"Naruto calm your lilly ass down and let me BANDAGE YOUR HAND!!"
He stopped and watch me carfully put the bandages on his hand, still shaking like an idiot... oh wait, he already is one XD.
"Am i ok?!?"
"Yes naruto, your fine!"
"Thank god..."

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By now we were on a boat, in the mist, headed towards Tazuna's home.
"This is quite some fog. i can't see ahead." Sakura said, mostly to herself. I had my hand over the edge of the boat, running my fingertips over the top af the water, sitting next to Naruto, of course.
"We'll be able to see the bridge soon. When we reach the side of the bridge, we'll be in the land of waves." said the boat guy. I grinned as we looked ahead, seeing the bridge start coming into sight. I slapped a hand over Naruto's mouth right before he shouted. He gave me a 'why-the-hell-did-you-do-that' look before i said, "We're supposed to be qutie remember?" I took my hand off of his mouth before hearing him mutter,
"i so knew that..."
"Sure you did."
I smirked as he crossed his arms and pouted, causing me to giggle. He blushed and turned his head to the side so i couldn't see it, even though i did anyways.
"Mr. Tazuna, I want to ask you something before we arrive at the pier, The identity of your assailants, and the reason why they are after you. If you don't tell us...our mission may end when you make landfall." kakashi said/asked Tazuna.It was really tense for a minute before he asnwered Kakashi.
"It appears i have no choice but to tell you. Frankly id like you to listen..."
Being me, i totally stopped listening to him knowing his little speech was coming up and i entertained myself by running my fingers in the water 'till he was done talking.
"...will only cry his little heart out!! Oh! And... my daughter will only blame the hidden leaf ninja for the rest of her life and grieve in solitude!"
Every one made little whiny noises making me snicker; god they are such saps XD.
"Whatever you say Old Man, like we'd leave you to die anyways..." i muttered
"I'd leave him, Hell if i care what happens to him, s'not my problem!" Haley said grinning.
"HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!!" Naruto and Sakura yelled, waving their hands in the air like a bunch of idiots, oh! wait, they are idiots, nevermind. I was laughing, and laughing, and lau-- *splash* Oh, they did NOT just push me into the water! I surfaced and grabbed the side of the boat to keep my self up. Naruto and Sakura were glaring at me and now Haley was laughing. I snorted before Pouncing on Haley, which pushed us both into the water. I quickly got out of the water before Haley had a chance to try and drown me. I snickered as she climbed onto the boat before turning into her tiger form and shaking, getting everyone wet. I decided that was a good idea and did the same, earning glares from everyone, sense they were now wet and we were dry. I simply walked over to Naruto and plopped down into his lap, not caring that he was wet{note: we were still animals}.
"You two are horrible you know that?" Kakashi aid glaring at us
"Thanks for stating the obvious Kakashi!" Haley said with a cocky grin on her face.
"Well, sense everyone seems to want to continue protecting you i guess we have no choice..." Kakashi said shrugging
"Oh! I am most gratefull!!" Tazuna said with a grin.
"We'll be arriving soon..." the boat guy started to say.
I watched as we went through a tunnel that lead into the Mist Village, and gapped in awe at its beauty.
"Wow this place is beautiful...."
"Yeah..."
We conntinued to gape at our suroundings before we all got off the boat.
"This is as far as i go."
"Yeah, you've been a big help." Tazuna said, thanking the boat guy.
"Be careful!"
The boat guy rode off as we started to walk away, leading Tazuna home. I pulled out my iPod knowing i'd get bored soon enough and decided to listen to 'Hold Your Colour' :
I lazily walked along the path watching Naruto try to show off infront of Sasuke as he threw a Kunai into a bush. Everyone tensed as me and Haley just continued to walk along the path as if nothing happened.
"Heh... just a mouse"
"Quit trying to show off!!! There was nothing there in the 1st place!"
"Please, Naruto. Don't use Kunai's recklessly. They're really dangerous."
"Hey Brat!! DON'T BE DOING ANYTHING STUPID!!!"
"Huh? I sense a presence there! No, ovr here?!"
I stopped walking and looked back at Kakashi who had his head turned to the side.
"There!!" Naruto yelled, throwing a kunai into a bush. Haley snorted,
"You idiot, a BUNNY is in the bush you dumbass."
"WHAT!!" He scurried ovr to the bush and pushed it aside, gasping as he saw the poor bunny twitching in fear with the kunai lodged into the tree right above its head.
"NARUTO!! You idiot!!!"
"It really is a bunny!!" he raced ovr to it, and hugged it, while apologizing to it repeatedly
"It's just a rabbit, eh."
i turned to Haley and nodded at her as we sat down waiting for Zabuza's sword to come soaring down at us,
"Well, looks like we get to meet the eyebrowless idiot and his bitch, right Tora-Chan~"
"Yup, pretty much..." We sat for a couple more seconds before Kakashi yelled
"Everyone, Get down!!!!" and, as if on cue, Zabuza's sword came bareling down towards us as every one ducked. Haley and i stood up before looking up at Zabuza standing on his sword that was now embented into the tree.
"Well, well. If it isn't the Rogue Ninja of the Hidden Mist, Zabuza Momochi!"
Naruto got this serious look on his face before getting ready to run forward. i walked in front of him and put my foot up, stopping him from going anywhere.
"Stay out of the way and get back you guys."
"Why!?" Naruto snapped
"Are you stupid?? He's an S-ranked criminal! like you'd have a chance against him!" said Tora
"S-rank criminal...?"
I slung my arm ovr Naruto's shoulder,
"Don't worry Naruto~, Kakashi'll totally pwn his ass"
"Pwn???"
"Yes Naruto, pwn"
They still weren't used to mine and Haley's slang language, but they'll learn eventually.
"I assume you are the Sharingan user..."
Sasuke got all tense and looked at Kakashi not believing it.
"Sorry, but...I'll have you hand ovr the old man."
"Get in Manji formation, you guys. Protect Tazuna...Don't involve yourself in this fight."
"Huh?"
"That's the teamwork in this situation."
Kakashi pulled his headband up showing his scared sharingan eye to everyone around before turning all his attention to Zabuza,
"Fight me"
I resisted my urge to laugh before i almost sounded like he said 'Fuck me' XD.
"Well now... I never expected to see the rumored Sharingan this soon...This is an honor."
Naruto started asking what the hell the 'sharingan' was but, i really didn't care at this point in thime and simply got infront of Tazuna along w/ Tora as the mist started to take ovr everyone's vision. The others eventually came ovr and got infront of Tazuna too. Zabuza disapeared, reappeared on the water, and disappeared in the mist.
"The mist is getting thicker, 'ttebayo!!"
We all got tense as the mist continued to thicken, before Zabuza started nameing off vital spots that he could kill us with. I scoffed,
"What a pussy, trying to act like he's the best and can kill us off easily, tch stupid fucker."
"Breanna, what have i told you about your language?"
"Kami Kakashi! We're in the middle of a battle and your scolding me!?!"
He ignored me and concentrated his chakra, causing the mist to move away from us, and so we could see him. I glanced at Sasuke as he started to tremble before Haley put a hand on his shoulder, which seemed to calm him a little.
"Sasuke. Don't worry. i'll protect you with my life. I will not allow my comrades to die."
He grinned and looked ovr his shoulder at us.
"I wonder about that..." Zabuza said as he appeared between us and Tazuna. Everyone jumped out of the way as kakashi stabbed him in the stomach w/ a kunai. But it was a water clone, of course.{and sense im a lazy mother fucker an my characters dont do anything ima give a breif ummm... thing on what went on ok? ok!}Zabuza appeared behind kakashi who was a water clone, kakashi ended up getting traped in the bubble of water, naruto and sasuke saved him, he pwned Zabuza's @$$, Haku came and took him away, kakashi passed out, me and haley cought him, and brought him to Tazuna's place and thats where we start up again!! XD

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I walked lazily with the others to kakashi's room to see if he was awake.
"Oh!! Sensei's awake, 'ttebayo!!"
"Come on! Your Sharingan is fantastic, but if it puts that much strain on your body, it may not be worth it!" Sakura said.
"S-sorry." Kakashi muttered before Tazuna started talking,
"But you know... He did take down a real powerful ninja like that! We probably don't need to worry for a while."
"Anyway, that kid w/ the mask... What was he?" Sakura asked.
"He was an ANBU black ops from the hidden mist village. It's a mask that the elite Ninja Tracking Unit wears." Kakashi started to explain making me tune him out cus i truly didn't care and i knew what he was talking about already. After kakashi's long and boring explanation and him thinking w/ his hand over his face Naruto asked,
"Whats going on, 'ttebayo?! Sensei?"
"What? Oh... so to continue my earlier story...Ninja trackers...take care of the bodies of ppl they've killed, immdediatly and on the spot."
"So what about that?"
"What did the kid w/ the mask do with Zabuza?"
"How should we know?! The masked one took Zabuza away!"
"Thats right...If he needed proof he'd killed Zabuza, he could have simply taken the head...And the question is, the weapon the ninja tracker kid used to kill Zabuza..."
Haley got annoyed with the boring talk like me so she decided to sum it up easliy so kakashi would stop his annoying talking,
"So basically because he used senbon Zabuza is still alive, the needles made him appear dead even though he wasnt."
"So yea, Zabuza is still alive" i finished.
They freaked out, which was really funny cus their faces looked like they had just walked in seeing the hokage raping Iruka XD.
"What?"
"What the hell do you mean?! Dattebayo!"
"But Kakashi-sensei made sure..."
"Yes he did,but like i said he was in a near-death state, and kakashi we dont need an explanation so shut up... you fuz bag XD"
We laughed, or atleast me and Haley did cus we were kinda watchin too much Naruto Abriged lately XD.
"Well, ignoring those two, What do wedo to make preparations Sensei? You wont be able to move for a while..."
Kakashi chuckled,
"I'll assign you training!"
"YAY, WE GET TO--"
"Dont be a spoiler Breanna!"
"But i wanna be a spoiler~!!"
"Too bad! Now like i was saying you've all grown so this training should help, expecially you Naruto, sense you've grown the most!"
"So you noticed Kakashi-sensei! Now its getting intresting!--"
"Dattebayo~!!"
"Its not intresting at all..."
We all looked back to see Inari standing there.
"Who the heck are you?!"
"Oi Inari! Where've you been?!"
Inari ran over to him,
"Welcome back... Grandpa..."
"What kind of greeting is that, Inari?! These are the ninja who escorted your grandpa!"
"Its okay, its okay. Right, Inari?"
We all stared at the little twirp for a minute before he turned to his mom,
"Kaa-chan, these guys will die...There's no way they can oppose Gato and win."
"What did you say you little brat?! Now listen up! I'm a super hero whos gunna become an awsome ninja named Hokage in the future! I dont know if its Gato or Chocolat or whatever. I'm not worried about these guys at all!"
"Heh, a hero. Thats ridiculous! There's no such thing!"
"W-What did you say?!"
Before Naruto could run foward anymore i kicked his legs out from underneath him, causing him to fall backwards next to me.
"Ignore him Naruto~, hes a munchkiny person so he's just trying to get on ur nerves."
He sat up as we all watched Inari leave the room to look at the sea, which is what he said he was going to do.
"I apologize."

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"Kuso"
Naruto cursed as I followed him upstairs,
"That brat... i need to tell him a thing or two!"
"Huh?"
We both peeked into his room to see him crying, sitting on his large window sill thing. I glanced at Naruto to see him frowning. I wrapped me arms around him, rubbing my cheek against his.
"What the? Bre~?"
"You looked like you needed a hug, im sorry i just couldn't resist my urge~!"
He blushed before i let go off him and started walking back toward the stairs.
"Come on Naruto! We're gunna be training with ScareCrow soon, so we should get back downstairs."
He seemed to snap back to reality before he guickly caught up with me,
"Yeah, yeah, 'ttebayo"

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"So, now the training begins!"
"Yes sir!"
By now we were in the forest, waiting for Kakashi to tell the others to climb a tree, sense we already knew how to do that. We both walked away knowing that Kakashi was going to explain shit to them. We pulled out Ao and Shiro and played 'Fer Sure' by The Medic Droid:
By the time Kakashi noticed we werent paying attention, we were already shaking our asses and singing along with the sing, our arms over eachothers shoulder,
"This is Chris fucking Donathon Don't get mad at Jeffree Star cuz I made you snort a line of my cum While I fucked you in the ass!"
I heard a poof and turned around to glare at Kakashi
"We were listening to that damn it!" Haley said, rather pissed
"Yeah!" i agreed
"Well, that song is unapropriate!" Kakashi scolded
"Yeah! That song was discusting! Right Sasuke-kun?"
"Hn."
"What kind of song is that?! 'ttebayo?!"
"Ahhh!! Just shut up and climb your trees!" Haley complained
"Sense you two were goofing off how about you show them how to do it?"
"Fine! Whatever!"
We both walked up to a tree and concentrated our chakra to our feet with the tiger handsign, and lazily walked up the tree without our hands. I sat down on the closest branch and glanced down at the others.
"Wow! That was so cool!!"
"Its no biggy, you guys just have to mark how far you get with kunai, and start at a running pace~" i told the others
"Cus ur n00bz XD" Haley yelled sense she went wa~ay high up.
Kakashi started explaining more shit we already knew so Haley came down and sat next to me on the large branch.
"Well this is going to be an entertaining week" Haley said sarcasticly
"It could be entartaining if we stay and watch Naruto fall on his ass the hole time!"
"Good point"
"This is pretty easy" Sakura said, scaring the crud outa me since i didnt kno she was there.
"HOLY ASS NUGGETS!!"
She could have made some noise, rather than me falling off the branch... well almost falling off; i cought it with my hand.
"I'm sorry!"
"Its ok, you just scared the shit outa me thats all ^_^ 'ttebayo~"
All the commotion caused the others to look at us, not that i cared, i just wanted to get back up on my branch damn it! xD
"Sakura!!"
"It seems, the ones with the best chakra control are the girls of our squad..."
"Wow Sakura! Great job!"
I patted Sakura on the back as i watched Sasuke 'tch' and turn his head away.
"Its ok Sakura~ Sasuke's just jealous"
"Yeah, but..."
"Don't worry about it! Let Sasuke go saulk in his emo corner!!" I told her, yelling the last part so Sasuke could hear. He glared up at me, so i stuck out my tongue at him.
"Tch, loser"
"Yes, yes you are XD"
He snorted, walking back over to his emo co-- oh, uh, i mean his tree. I glanced at Naruto to see him roling on the ground laughing. Kakashi was roling his uh... eye, Sakura was glaring at me slightly, and Haley was obviously laughing, even though she liked Sasuke. Hehe, i was plotting out a plan to get them together in my mind, but you'll find out what it is later.

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I sighed, extremely annoyed. It had been a couple of hours sence we first started trainging, making it sunset, and i was bored out of my mind. i glanced at Haley to see her asleep on her branch.
"Oi! Haley and I are going back to Tazuna's house, don't stay out too late!" i told the guys who nodded and went back to their short rest. i threw and empty pop can at Haley to wake her up
"Tora-chan, come on, get up, we're leaving!"
She grunted in response and sat up, taking her headphones out of her ears. I giggled as Naruto tripped and fell cus Sasuke called his name, which disrupted him from his concentration.
"Jeez, What the hell's wrong with you, Dattebayo?! Don't interfere while im trying to concentrate!"
"U-uh... well..."
"What is it?"
I smirked as Sasuke's eyebrow started to twitch.
"Y-you asked Sakura to give you some tips before...What did she say to you...?"
Naruto grinned,
"i'm not telling!"
OMJ, the face Sasuke made was hilarious. Me and Haley started cracking up causing us to fall off the branch. i landed on my feet knees bent, but doubled over from laughter.
"OMG!! Sasuke your face was priceless!!"
Naruto and Sasuke gared at each other, totally ignoring our histerical laughing.

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By now we were back at Tazuna's house, eating dinner.
"It's been a long time sincewe've had a meal with this many people!"
Naruto and Sasuke were eating their dinner fast, trying to beat each other. Me and Haley had already finished our dinner, so we could avoid getting barfed on from Naruto and Sasuke; which they did just barf by the way, we were sitting on the ground away from the two idiots.
"Stop eating if you're going to vomit!!"
"Yeah! i mean bajesus{no thats not a word but my cousin says it XD} NO ONE WANTS TO SEE UR FOOD COMMING OUTTA UR MOUTHS!!"
"Dattebayo~!"
"Shut up Bre!!"

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Yes, i kno im horrible, i never update, but i did finish this sence tomorow{2/4/08} is my cousin Haley's birthday{yes, the haley in this story}, and sence i didn't get a chance to get her anything, i updated my story for her sence she kept bugging me to update.

i might start to update more sence the next chapter will be very fluffy, and i wanna work on it so, like, yeah.

<3~Ookami