"Well its true!! Just ask Kakashi-sensei when the stupid jackass gets here in about 5 hours!!" Haley sighed before saying
"Ok this is boring ill be on my laptop"
"Thats a good idea!!"
"Whats a laptop?" asked Naruto
"Come here ill show you!!" you said as you flipped open a spike on your collar and out popped your Blue and Orange Laptop with Uzumaki Girl in Red on the Front. You sat down on the ground and flipped it open. Naruto sat next to you as he watched.
"This would be a Laptop" you told him, smiling.
"Uhh... Why do have a picture of me on there?" He asked.
"Because thats the main theme of my laptop and cus youre CUTE!!" you said while smiling. He blushed before asking,
"You t-think Im c-cute?" "Maybe" you said with a sly smirk.
=^_^=You're My Fantasy=^_^=
=Story Start=
^Chapter Three^
-Bells, Ramen, and Moving-
He blushed more before asking,
"Why do have wolf ears and a tail?"
"Oh that would be Kubi's fault I said. Naruto cocked an eyebrow,
"Kubi?"
"Yeah, Kubi shes the demon that resides in me, i get along with her though and she can come outside of my body at her own will I told him,
"And before you say anything, i know that you have Kyuubi inside you, i also know just about everything about you."
"You do?"
"Hai, but Im too lazy to tell you all that i know, it would take awhile for me to explain it all anyways."
"Bre, you know you talk way too much." Haley said smirking at my glaring face.
"So, and you don't talk enough!!" i yelled at her and she just gave me a bored look.
"I hate you." i stated before she said,
"I love you too" she laughed at me and i said,
"Oh fuck you" I went back to looking at the computer while Naruto asked,
"Do you and Haley do this all the time?"
"Only sometimes; we can get along really well or we can be at each other's throats." i stated.
"Oh and Sakura!" i yelled getting her attention.
"What?" she asked looking over to me and Naruto on the ground,
"You don't have to worry about us stealing your 'precious Sasuke-kun' from you and if you don't obsess over him when we're around then we should get along ^_^" She blushed and said
"W-Who said i liked S-Sasuke?"
"I'll explain it all later when we get ramen later today." i explained. Naruto's eyes widened and he asked
"We're going to have ramen later?" i glanced at him and said or, more like yelled,
"HELLS YEAH, I LOVE RAMEN!! And i didn't steal Kakashi's little orange book today so he has to take us for some!!"
"My god its a miracle!!" yelled Haley cus usually i steal his book for black mail XD. I watched as Naruto jumped up into to the air yelling,
"YES!! RAMEN!!" i was laughing and so was Haley. His stupidity is so cute.
"Calm down Naruto god, youre as hyper as me! And thats a bad thing!" i told him. He stopped jumping around like a nut job and sat back down infront of my laptop with me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>FF like... 4 hours>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PX*Haley's POV*XP
I was officially bored. I swear when Kakashi gets here Im SO going to strangle him!! I glanced over at Naruto and Bre to find them lying on their stomachs sleeping against each other.
~i hate to admit it but thats so cute >////<>
"What are you doing?" asked Sakura.
"Taking a picture of them so i can use it as black mail later" i said with an evil smirk on my face. Sasuke cocked an eyebrow at my actions but i ignored him. After i took the picture Kakashi appeared and i lunged at him. He quickly pinned me to the ground sitting on my back.
"We haven't even started training and your ready to kill me, geez Haley youre as bad as Breanna" kakashi stated monotonously
=^_^=*Bre's POV*=^_^=I heard my name so i opened my eyes to see Scarecrow sitting on Haley. I immediately lunged at him making Naruto wake up. Unfortunately he got me in a Head lock.
"YOURE LATE!!" Naruto and Sakura yelled.
"Let me go Scarecrow or i will bite you" i threatened.
"Fine" he let go of me and got off Haley. He sighed before saying
"lets get started." He set a clock down on a post.
"Its set till noon" he started,
"Your assignment is very simple, you just have to take these bells from me. Thats all there is to it. If you can't get them by noon then you go without lunch, will be tied to those posts *points to three posts* and have to watch while i eat lunch infront of you.
" Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura's stomachs growled.
"Wait a minute there are only 4 bells but 5 of us" asked Sakura.
"That way one of you will get tied to a post and being disqualified for failing the mission. That one goes back to the Academy, then again, all 5 of you could flunk out too. You can use any weapons including shuriken; if your not willing to kill me then you won't be able to take the bells." Kakashi explained.
"But Sensei! Those weapons are too dangerous!" Sakura stated.
"Especially since you couldn't dodge that eraser" Naruto added.
"Class clowns are usually the weakest links, lowest scores, losers." he said sternly. I glared daggers at him before he said,
"When i say start you can begin" i watched as Naruto got out a kunai and went to strike kakashi but failed.
"Don't be in such a hurry, i didn't say start yet." Kakashi said while holding the kunai to Naruto's head.
"But you came at me with the intention to kill, hehe what can i say, Im starting to like you guys." "Aw Kakashi i feel so touched" i said with anime tears. Haley bashed me upside the head before saying
"Shut up, that was so not touching" I rubbed my head while saying,
"Yea maybe your right" Kakashi ignored us and said,
"Get ready ... Start!" we all took off. Me and Haley were next to each other coming up with a plan. By the time we were done, there was about 45 minutes left and Naruto was tied to a post and Kakashi was leaning against a tree. Me and Haley got into place; i was hiding in the tree that Kakashi was leaning against and Haley was hiding behind one of the posts.
~Ready ...~
~Now!!~
We thought to each other. I jumped out of the tree and stabbed Kakashi in the head with a Kunai but it was a clone.
"Shit" Haley stayed where she was and Kakashi came to attack me. I jumped out of the way and socked him in the face. He flew back and hit a tree but it was a clone again.
"Come out Come out where ever you are!" i said in a singy song voice.
"WOW BRE THAT WAS SO AWSOME!!" yelled Naruto. I watched Sasuke and Sakura walk over to where Naruto was and watch me stand there doing nothing.
~Bre! I found him, he's sitting behind a tree contemplating what he's going to do. Once you get him out in the open Ill take over his shadow~ Haley thought to me
~Right~
i took Ao out and played 'Crescendolls' by Daft Punk. I disappeared as soon as the music started and appeared infront of Kakashi. I aimed a punch for his face but he moved out of the way so i hit the tree making it shatter into pieces. I saw him walk into the open area and Haley took over his shadow so he couldn't move.
"Breanna now!!" She yelled. I darted for the bells grabbing two of them before he could move again. Haley appeared next to me and i handed her a bell.
"Very good, you two have gotten faster sense the last time" Kakashi said with a smile well ... at least thats what it looked like he was doing. I swear Im going to chop his mask off one day! Me and Haley jumped onto a post and sat down, i had to kick the stupid clock off my post.
"You owe me a new clock now" kakashi said.
"Yeah, yeah shut up and get your lecture over with" i said becoming bored. Everyone's stomachs' growled except for mine and Haley's.
"Uh-oh, stomachs' growling huh, thats too bad ... Oh by the way, about this exercise, well Ive decided; I won't send any of you back to the Academy" Sakura was saying how she only fainted and started jumping up and down while Naruto was freaking out,
"That means all Three of us i mean all five of us..."
"Yes all five of you are being dropped from the program, permanently!" Kakashi said sternly. All the others had shocked faces but me and Haley just sat there knowing we would all pass anyways.
"Drop us from he program!! That means we'll never be ninja!! You said if we couldn't get the bells we would only be sent back to the Academy! YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE YOUR MIND AND KICK US OUT! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!" Naruto yelled.
"Because you don't think like ninja, you think like little kids, like brats." I watched as Sasuke over reacted and started charging towards Kakashi but he ended up just getting sat on.
"You think its all about you"
"LET GO OFF SASUKE! YOU CAN'T JUST STEP ON HIM LIKE THAT!" yelled Sakura.
"My god Sakura shut up i think i just went deft in my left ear" Haley and i said at the same time. She glared daggers at us while we both just looked at Kakashi.
"You don't know what it means to be a ninja, you think its a game huh? Why do you think we put you on squads, did you consider that question for one moment?" Kakashi said sternly.
"I don't know what you mean" Sakura said, being her oblivious self.
"I mean, you never realized what this exercise was about, not even close" he said.
"What its about?" asked Naruto.
"Yes, thats what determines whether you pass or fail"
"But that, i mean i wanted to ask you that from the beginning" said Sakura.
"Tch, Use your head. Three people ... or five in this case, on a squad, why do you think we would do that?"
"AHH, how are WE supposed to know why you pick three people! WE DIDN'T MAKE THE RULES!" Naruto yelled
"Its so basic..." Kakashi started
"Teamwork!" me and Haley said.
"Just working together ... Like how Breanna and Haley did? Is that what you mean?" asked Sakura.
"Thats what i mean, its too late now, if all three of you had come after me, you might have gotten them. Well anyway, its over."
"You set it up with five people but only four bells, if we worked together and we got the bells, only four of us could keep them and that would lead to group conflict and the squad would break up!" Sakura stated
"Exatcly, i purposely pitted you against each other, i wanted to see if you could overcome that and put the squad ahead of yourselves. A genin should have a natural feel for teamwork but you ... it never even crossed your mind," Kakashi said, starting his lecture,"Sakura! You obsessed about Sasuke who was gone, while Naruto was right infront of you and you wouldn't lift a finger to help him! Naruto! You do everything on your own, everything. And you Sasuke, thought the others were so far beneath you they were worthless. Arrogance. Ninja missions are carried out in squads, of course you need individual skills, but teamwork is the most accentual element, every shinobi understands this. When individuals put themselves above the squad, this can lead to failer and death. For example, Breanna!" i tensed up when he said my name,
"Kill Naruto and the others or Sasuke dies."Naruto started spazing while i said,
"Nope i think Id rather let Sasuke die" Haley whacked me upside the head and i fell off the post. "Ok maybe Breanna wasn't good for an example" Kakashi said while sighing
"But thats what happens on a mission."
"Oh boy, that was really scary" Sakura said looking relieved.
"The enemy takes a hostage and you've got an impossible choice, and some one ends up dead. On every mission your life is on the line," Kakashi said while walking over to the K.I.A. stone, "Did you look at this stone, the names engraved on it. They are all ninja who are honored as Heros in our village."
"Thats it thats it, now i know, Ive decided Im going to have my name engraved on that stone! I'm not gunna live and die for nothing like a dog! I'm going to be a hero, a hero!" Naruto yelled
"They are a special kind of hero" Kakashi started
"Huh? What kind of heros are they, come on tell us ... well well?"
"They are all K.I.A." Haley said
"Oooo, that sounds real cool."
"It means killed in action Naruto, they all died" i told him. His face fell.
"This is a memorial stone, the names of my closest friends are engraved here." Kakashi saidEveryone had a sad look on their face, even Sasuke. I whined slightly, knowing who Kakashi was talking about.
"Alright, Im going to give one more chance, but Im going to make it much harder on you. You'll have three hours to get a bell. Eat lunch now to build up strength, but Naruto doesn't get any, its your punishment for breaking the rules and trying to eat by yourself, and if anyone tries to feed him, that person will immediately fail" Naruto's eye was twitching slightly not believing what Kakashi's saying.
"I make the rules, you follow them, go it?" Kakashi said.Kakashi handed us all our lunches, except for Naruto, and we started eating. Me and Haley just stared at our food, not really hungry because we ate a big breakfast. Naruto's stomach growled so Haley and I jumped infront of him.
"Here" we said at the same time, handing him our lunches.
"What?" asked Sakura.
"We need to get those bells as a team, and if Naruto is hungry then our strength will be weakened." Haley said
"And we ate a really big breakfast anyways" i said while smiling.
"They're right" Sasuke said.
"Yeah" Sakura added.
"You guys eat don't worry about us, we didn't use up allot of strength so we don't really need to eat." i said. I cut the ropes holding Naruto up and handed him my lunch. He took it and said "thanks you guys"
"No problem" we said at the same time. Naruto's eyes gleamed as he gobbled down the food.
"Prepare to be scared shitless." i said before dark clouds rolled in and it started thundering and lightning.
"YOU!" yelled Kakashi. Naruto started freaking out while me and Haley were cracking up.
"You broke the rules, i hope your ready for the punishment" he said
"Any last words?" he asked
"B-But you said" Naruto started
"Yes?"
"You said that there were five of us! Thats what you said and thats why Breanna and Haley ..." "We're all on this squad and we're all in it together" Sasuke said
"Yeah! Thats right! We gave our lunch to him because the five of us are one!" Sakura, Haley, and I yelled together. God was that creepy.
"YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! BELIEVE IT! Thats right!" yelled Naruto
"All of you are one? Thats your excuse?" asked kakashiHe smiled before saying
"You pass^^"
"Huh?"
"Ne?"
"You. Pass." he repeated
"What do you mean? How did we pass?" asked Sakura
"You were the first squad to realize that. The others did exactly what i said and fell into every trap. They couldn't think for themselves. A ninja must see through deception. In the ninja world those who break the rules are scum .. Thats true but those who abandon their friends are lower than scum" He saidNaruto was all teary eyed,
"you know ... he's kinda cool"
"The exercise is over, everyone passes!" Kakashi said happily,
"Squad 7 starts its first mission tomorrow!"
"I did it! I did it! I'm a ninja ninja ninja!" Naruto yelled happily.
"Alright everyone, lets go home." Kakashi said before starting to walk away.
"Nuh-uh Kakashi, you have to take us for ramen remember?" i said while glaring at him
"I guess your right, Im amazed that you didn't steel my book so i guess we can. While we're there you can all get to know each other better"
"YYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS" Before i got a chance to jump off the post i was on, Copper, Bosco, and Grizzly tackled me to the ground.
"NANDE KUSO?" i yelled. Gus Gus, Gordo, and Pier were on Haley. The others were giving us 'WTF?' looks.
"I want ramen too!" said Copper and Bosco at the same time.
"Us too!" yelled Haley's cats.
"No, you guys can have ramen some other time i think Kakashi-sensei can't afford to buy all of us ramen." i told them. They all groaned.
"Why are your pets talking?" asked Sakura.
"Cus they're awesome like that" Haley replied.
"Ok cool talking animals now LETS GET SOME RAMEN!!!!!" yelled Naruto.
"YEAH!" Haley and I yelled at the same time. Thats really the only thing that can get Haley to show more emotion XD. All three of us sprinted to Ichiraku Ramen leaving the others to slowly catch up to us. When we got there we immediately ordered.
"I'll take 5 BBQ and 3 Chicken bowls of ramen"
"Ditto" Haley and i said.
"5 bowls of Miso ramen" said Naruto. By the time the others got there, each of us had only one bowl left.
"No more ramen for you three, Ill go broke!" Kakashi said as he sat down next to me.
"But, but, but ..."
"No buts!" he scolded. We all groaned.
"Oh! That reminds me, Breanna, You will be staying at Naruto's place and Haley, you will be staying at Sasuke's." he said with a grin.
"Why?" asked Naruto.
"Because i would rather not live with them, they torment me every day and for others reasons too."
"Can we object?" asked Sasuke.
"No you can't"
"Why can't they stay with Sakura?" asked Naruto
"Because, Breanna will get along with you better Naruto and Haley should get along with Sasuke."They both groaned.
"As long as my house doesn't turn all girly i don't care." said Naruto.Me and Haley smiled at each other while getting ready to be idiots.
"Oh, we'll paint every room in the house pink!"
"And put flowers everywhere!"
"OMG that sounds so fun!"
"I know!"
"Lyke OMG!!"They all looked at Haley and I terrified. We bursted out laughing and fell to the ground.
"I can't BELIEVE IT! Your faces were PRICELESS!!" we said.
"You better believe it!" yelled Naruto. That just made me and Haley laugh harder.
"Don't worry, we would never do that! We would rather paint the walls black or blue with paint splotches that look like blood on it then PINK!" Haley stated. Sasuke had a look of relief on his face.
"No offence to you though Sakura, you look good in pink." i stated.
"Thanks." she replied, blushing a little.
"Well we should leave and go our separate ways now, its getting late." kakashi said looking out side to see it dark out.
"Make sure you pay for our ramen Kakashi." i said glaring at him evilly. He twitched slightly but nodded and said,
"Of course, you'd kill me if i didn't anyways."
"Good then lets go home!!"
"Kakashi-sensei, do i have to live with her?" asked Sasuke pointing at Haley. She rolled her eyes.
"Come on Sasuke {when i say Sasuke i actually say the 'u' in his name because its fun X3 even though thats not how u say it XD} are you afraid to live with a girl or something??" i asked him.
"Yeah!! I bet i could live with Breanna longer than you can live with Haley Sasuke!!" yelled Naruto with a grin on his face.
"Your on Loser!!" Sasuke yelled back.
"All right!! Enough lets all just go home already. So ... Sayonara!" Kakashi said before disappearing. I quickly made sure he paid for our food; thank god he did.
"Ok well Naruto lead the way home cus I forget where u live!" I said while hoping off my seat. "Ok!!" he hoped off his seat and we waved to the others as we went our separate ways.
"Hey Bre, dont u have anything to get from Kakashis house??"
"Nope, *taps collar* everythings in this."
"How can a small collar hold all that stuff??"
"Thats a good question but I dont know how to answer it XD"
"Ok well u can stay in my spare room!"
"Mkay!!"We walked into his apartment and he flipped on the light switch.
"Sorry its kinda messy"
"Nah its fine it looks better than Haleys house in our world"
"Was it really that bad?"
"Yeah it was We can clean this up tomorrow Im too tired to do it today; so wheres my room?"
"This way"He led me to a decent sized room with plain white walls ick, but Id paint later.
"Down the hall is my room and the door next to it is the bathroom"
"Ok!"I flipped open one of the spikes on my collar and all my stuff that could fit in the room appeared. I glanced at Naruto to see him wide-eyed.
"Geez you have a lot of things"I snickered,
"this is only about half of it! Well, Im going to bed, Night Naruto!!"I hugged him before going into my room and shutting the door. I stood there for a minute trying to not squeal for the fact that I just hugged him but thankfully kept myself calm. My dogs snickered and I glared at them before saying,
"Shut the hell up and lay down!!"They listened immediately; Copper jumped up onto bed, Bosco jumped on the loveseat, and Grizzly jumped on the chair. I sighed in annoyance before taking my vest, pants, shoes, and collar off before slipping in to bed and turning the lights off.
"What a day."
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